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Post by Madeline Speare on Dec 9, 2007 18:24:38 GMT
"Good, your learning."
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Post by Ian Hunt on Dec 9, 2007 18:29:49 GMT
"I know, it's scary."
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Post by Madeline Speare on Dec 9, 2007 18:36:50 GMT
"Yeah, well you realize your going to have to become a teacher? Your going to be the one explain the 'birds and bees' to the boys when they're born."
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Post by Ian Hunt on Dec 9, 2007 18:40:54 GMT
"Hey, wait, what? I'm not doing that!"
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Post by Madeline Speare on Dec 9, 2007 18:43:34 GMT
"Well I'm as sure as hell not doing it,"
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Post by Ian Hunt on Dec 9, 2007 18:50:26 GMT
"Can't they just work it out for themselves?"
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Post by Madeline Speare on Dec 9, 2007 18:57:37 GMT
"They're going to need to hear it from us someday, and I think it should be you that tells them."
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Post by Ian Hunt on Dec 9, 2007 19:06:47 GMT
"Why me?"
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Post by Madeline Speare on Dec 9, 2007 21:45:42 GMT
"Cos I don't want to do it."
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Post by Ian Hunt on Dec 9, 2007 21:55:09 GMT
"Neither do I...can't we get someone else to do it?"
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Post by Madeline Speare on Dec 9, 2007 22:07:18 GMT
"Your sons."
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Post by Ian Hunt on Dec 9, 2007 22:12:29 GMT
"Yours too...fuck, I'm not going to win am I?"
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Post by Madeline Speare on Dec 9, 2007 22:14:58 GMT
"Well I'm a girl! Your a guy, you should be the one to tell them! Flip a coin and see who gets to tell them?"
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Post by Ian Hunt on Dec 9, 2007 22:18:31 GMT
"So? Gender biased. Yeah, fine, coin flip."
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Post by Madeline Speare on Dec 10, 2007 21:24:50 GMT
"Am not, you'll just know how to better relate to them," I agrue, reaching into my pocket and pulling out a coin.
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Post by Ian Hunt on Dec 10, 2007 22:05:04 GMT
"I can't relate to anyone that well," I reply, "And the gene pool dictates they'll hate me by the time it comes to talking about any of what I'm supposed to be talking about. You gonna call it or am I?"
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Post by Madeline Speare on Dec 10, 2007 22:07:07 GMT
"Your their father, it's your job to have the talk with them," I mutter,"You call."
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Post by Ian Hunt on Dec 10, 2007 22:07:54 GMT
"I'll be no good at it," I mutter, "Uh...tails."
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Post by Madeline Speare on Dec 10, 2007 22:12:01 GMT
"Maybe it's one of those things that click?" I suggest, then flip the coin, letting it go up in the arm before catching it,"Dammit," I mumble,"Tails, do I really have to do it?"
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Post by Ian Hunt on Dec 10, 2007 22:20:56 GMT
"Hopefully," I shrug, "Meh, well we won't have to do it for a while, maybe we can flip another coin nearer the time?"
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Post by Madeline Speare on Dec 10, 2007 22:22:41 GMT
"Maybe we can let someone else tell them for us?" I suggest.
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Post by Ian Hunt on Dec 10, 2007 22:38:19 GMT
"That's a good idea, who?"
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Post by Madeline Speare on Dec 10, 2007 22:38:54 GMT
"I vote for the great S.O.B."
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Post by Ian Hunt on Dec 10, 2007 22:49:02 GMT
"Are we sure we want them exposed to the...uh...great S.O.B for that?"
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Post by Madeline Speare on Dec 10, 2007 22:56:30 GMT
"Good point," I mutter,"Then who can we ask?"
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Post by Ian Hunt on Dec 10, 2007 23:00:56 GMT
"I guess we'll just have to wait and see," I shrug.
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Post by Madeline Speare on Dec 10, 2007 23:02:35 GMT
"I vote we let them lern about it in school,"
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Post by Ian Hunt on Dec 10, 2007 23:13:39 GMT
"Yeah, with you on that."
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Post by Madeline Speare on Dec 10, 2007 23:18:40 GMT
"So, that's settled then."
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Post by Ian Hunt on Dec 10, 2007 23:20:27 GMT
"After much debate."
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