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Post by Sage Lilith Campbell on Jul 15, 2007 18:36:00 GMT
As I walked in the courtyard, I happened to spot a peculiar looking bush. I walked closer to it, only to hear a low humming sound.
Ooh, that sounds like... BEES!
I backed away just as a swarm of bees came cascading out of the bush.
"AAAAHHH BEEESS!!!" I cried running away from the bush.
Taking a look over my shoulder, I saw they were catching up to me. I stopped where I was, turned around, and looked at the swarm.
"FUCK BEES!" I shouted, waving my fist through the air.
"Fuck you bee!" I yelled, punching one in the face.
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Post by Ansley Ford on Jul 15, 2007 18:51:52 GMT
I was minding my own business in the courtyard when I noticed someone screaming, "FUCK BEES." Running over, I saw the strange Gryffindor from the lake punch a bee in the nose.
Taking out my wand, I stunned one after another. "You do realize you're a witch, right?"
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Post by Sage Lilith Campbell on Jul 15, 2007 18:53:03 GMT
"Fuck that!" I yelled, laughing and punching another bee in the face.
"FUCK YOU, BEE!" I cried again, taking out another one with my wild swing.
Of course I had my wand on me, but this was a more amusing way to fight off the sickening creatures.
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Post by Ansley Ford on Jul 15, 2007 18:54:50 GMT
I hid the laugh that was escaping my lips. This girl may be weird, but she was amusing.
"Mind if I join you?" I asked. Not waiting for an answer, I punched a bee in the face.
"DIEEEEEEEE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed, punching another one. She was right, this was fun.
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Post by Sage Lilith Campbell on Jul 15, 2007 18:57:05 GMT
I looked at her and laughed, seeing how much this was amusing her.
"DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE BITCH!" I cried, smacking one in the face.
We both took out several more of the insects. Well, this was an interesting turn point to my day.
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Post by Ansley Ford on Jul 15, 2007 18:59:35 GMT
I smirked. I couldn't help myself at this point--I let out a bubble of laughter. We looked quite stupid, punching bees and looking like we were doing tai kwan do.
"AHHHDIEEEEEE!" I shouted.
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Post by Sage Lilith Campbell on Jul 15, 2007 19:02:27 GMT
Hell, we'd pretty much knocked out all the bees. They were lying and twitching on the ground. We both took a few more swings and knocked the remainder of them out of the air.
"This is the fun part." I grinned at her and stomped on the pile of insects.
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Post by Ansley Ford on Jul 15, 2007 19:05:33 GMT
Now normal people would cringe at the sound of the crunching of the bees bodies but me, being sadistic, loved it. I took a step back and jumped as high as I could. "Torturing them is fun too." I said, a smirk on my lips.
I looked down at the dead bees. "Who's the primate now you savages? Humans rule you sons of a bitches."
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Post by Sage Lilith Campbell on Jul 15, 2007 19:07:25 GMT
"Hell yes!" I cried, raising my fist into the air.
I took a big jump and landed on the pile of bees again. That crunching sound really made it worthwhile. There's nothing like fresh, dead bees in the morning...
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Post by Ansley Ford on Jul 15, 2007 19:10:44 GMT
"Woot." I cry, jumping back into the pile.
I twisted my ankles this way and that, making sure the bees's insides were all out and gooey under my shoes. Stomping around again, I did it over, just in case any live bees decided to come and sting us.
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Post by Sage Lilith Campbell on Jul 15, 2007 19:13:17 GMT
I laughed and continued to stomp around like a rhinocerous. Reaching into my pocket, I pulled out a shaker of table salt.
"Just in case." I grinned, pouring the salt all over the open wounds of the slowly dying bees.
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Post by Ansley Ford on Jul 15, 2007 19:15:55 GMT
I grinned, automatically liking this girl. "You know, for a Gryffindor, you sure do have a great sense of humor." I said gleefully, watching the still live bees wither in agony.
I transfigured some lemons and squeezed them onto the bees. "Dare you to eat one of them." I said.
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Post by Sage Lilith Campbell on Jul 15, 2007 19:19:26 GMT
I grinned back, smiling a crazy smile.
"How much are you gonna pay me?" I asked, picking up an oozing bee with my fingers and examining it.
Hey, this girl wasn't so bad. She seemed to have the same kind of blunt, violent humour I did.
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Post by Ansley Ford on Jul 15, 2007 19:27:34 GMT
I laughed in delight, seeing as she was actually considering to eat the bee. Most people would have shyed away.
"A knut." I replied, showing her the bronze coin. "That's all I have on me."
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Post by Sage Lilith Campbell on Jul 15, 2007 19:31:56 GMT
I shrugged, "Good enough." And popped the bee into my mouth.
It wasn't exactly horrendous but it wasn't particularly appetizing either.
"Chewy..." I groaned, munching down on it.
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Post by Ansley Ford on Jul 15, 2007 19:42:25 GMT
I threw her the knut and watched her pop it into her mouth. I laughed the entire time at the look on her face. "Better than anything you've ever eaten?" I asked her, a grin etched onto my face.
Once she swallowed, I clapped her on the shoulder. "You are officially the coolest Gryffindor I have ever met."
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Post by Sage Lilith Campbell on Jul 15, 2007 20:46:25 GMT
I gulped the bee roughly down, the sickening feeling of it sliding down my throat. Catching the knut in my hands, I stand up and brush myself off.
"I'm officially the coolest person you've ever met." I corrected, trying to get the taste out of my mouth; sarcasm seeped through my tone, "Mm, delicious. Care to try one?"
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Post by Ansley Ford on Jul 15, 2007 22:19:17 GMT
I smirked with satisfaction, seeing her revolted expression. Of course a bee didn't taste like a blueberry muffin....
When she dared me to eat one, I picked one up and without her knowing, charmed it to taste like a steak. Popping it into my mouth, I chewed it slowly, relishing the taste. Swallowing, I smiled. "Easy, and it tasted pretty good."
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Post by Sage Lilith Campbell on Jul 16, 2007 0:20:18 GMT
I laughed and shook my head at her, "You're odd." I admitted, a smirk creeping onto my face, "'Course I'm not one to talk..."
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Post by Ansley Ford on Jul 16, 2007 18:11:39 GMT
I smirked. "Exactly. We pwn." And me saying that to her was a big deal.
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Post by Sage Lilith Campbell on Jul 17, 2007 4:14:53 GMT
I grinned back, showing my teeth, "Most definately." I raised my hand in the air, waiting for the receiving end of a high-five.
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Post by Ansley Ford on Jul 18, 2007 15:49:29 GMT
I laughed and high fived her. "So," I responded, "How about we go and punch the Giant Squid in the nose now?"
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Post by Sage Lilith Campbell on Jul 18, 2007 18:35:54 GMT
"Hell, I'm up for it if you are." I laugh, shrugging my shoulders.
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Post by Ansley Ford on Jul 19, 2007 16:40:06 GMT
"Okay, are you a good swimmer?" I ask.
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Post by Sage Lilith Campbell on Jul 19, 2007 17:34:03 GMT
I shrugged, "Well, I'm not a horrible swimmer. Can't say I'm fantastic."
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