Post by Eric Marter on Nov 30, 2007 4:02:15 GMT
MONTH YOU WERE BORN IN
JANUARY----------I KISSED
FEBRUARY---------I RUBBED
MARCH-------------I SPIT ON
APRIL---------------I SLEPT WITH
MAY-----------------I PUNCHED
JUNE----------------I DREAMED ABOUT
JULY-----------------I KICKED
AUGUST------------ I HAD SEX WITH
SEPTEMBER--------I LICKED
OCTOBER-----------I KILLED
NOVEMBER---------I MADE OUT WITH
DECEMBER---------I b*itch SLAPPED
DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON
1--------MY NEIGHBOR
2--------A HOBO
3--------A Sthingy
4--------YOU
5--------A GANGSTER
6--------A HOT DUDE
7------- A LAWN GNOME
8--------MY TRUE LOVE
9--------SPONGEBOB
10-------A NOODLE
11-------MY EX
12-------MY MIRROR
13-------A very *friendly* person
14--------A MOP
15-------P.DIIDY
16-------A WHITE BOY
17-------MY BESTFRIEND
18------DORA
19-------A FOOTBALL PLAYER
20-------A SEXY HOE
21-------A BANANA
22------- YOUR BOY/GIRLFRIEND
23-------1000 PEOPLE
24-------A TREE
25-------YOUR MOM
26-------MY BOY/GIRLFRIEND
27-------A GOTH
28-------MY HOE
29-------YOUR DAD
30-------HIM/HER
31-------UR UNCLE
COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT
WHITE---------BECAUSE THAT b*itch STOLE MY TACO
GREEN----------BECAUSE IM A POWER RANGER
PINK------------BECAUSE IM BALLIN
YELLOW--------BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO.
BLACK------------BECAUSE I LOVE HIM/HER
BLUE----------BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I DO
PURPLE---------BECAUSE I CAN.
GRAY------------BECAUSE I KEEP IT GANGSTA.
NO SHIRT OR IN A TOWEL------BECAUSE IM A PORN STAR.
TIEDYE--------BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL.
RED--------------BECAUSE I WAS HIGH.
MAROON--------BECAUSE IM OH SO SEXY.
BROWN--------- BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHATEVER I WANT.
STRIPED---------BECAUSE IM IN LOVE
TURQUOISE-----BECAUSE HE WAS FINE
TAN---------------BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK
ORANGE----------BECAUSE UR MOM SAID SO
BRA------------BECAUSE IT WAS ILLEGAL
JANUARY----------I KISSED
FEBRUARY---------I RUBBED
MARCH-------------I SPIT ON
APRIL---------------I SLEPT WITH
MAY-----------------I PUNCHED
JUNE----------------I DREAMED ABOUT
JULY-----------------I KICKED
AUGUST------------ I HAD SEX WITH
SEPTEMBER--------I LICKED
OCTOBER-----------I KILLED
NOVEMBER---------I MADE OUT WITH
DECEMBER---------I b*itch SLAPPED
DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON
1--------MY NEIGHBOR
2--------A HOBO
3--------A Sthingy
4--------YOU
5--------A GANGSTER
6--------A HOT DUDE
7------- A LAWN GNOME
8--------MY TRUE LOVE
9--------SPONGEBOB
10-------A NOODLE
11-------MY EX
12-------MY MIRROR
13-------A very *friendly* person
14--------A MOP
15-------P.DIIDY
16-------A WHITE BOY
17-------MY BESTFRIEND
18------DORA
19-------A FOOTBALL PLAYER
20-------A SEXY HOE
21-------A BANANA
22------- YOUR BOY/GIRLFRIEND
23-------1000 PEOPLE
24-------A TREE
25-------YOUR MOM
26-------MY BOY/GIRLFRIEND
27-------A GOTH
28-------MY HOE
29-------YOUR DAD
30-------HIM/HER
31-------UR UNCLE
COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT
WHITE---------BECAUSE THAT b*itch STOLE MY TACO
GREEN----------BECAUSE IM A POWER RANGER
PINK------------BECAUSE IM BALLIN
YELLOW--------BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO.
BLACK------------BECAUSE I LOVE HIM/HER
BLUE----------BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I DO
PURPLE---------BECAUSE I CAN.
GRAY------------BECAUSE I KEEP IT GANGSTA.
NO SHIRT OR IN A TOWEL------BECAUSE IM A PORN STAR.
TIEDYE--------BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL.
RED--------------BECAUSE I WAS HIGH.
MAROON--------BECAUSE IM OH SO SEXY.
BROWN--------- BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHATEVER I WANT.
STRIPED---------BECAUSE IM IN LOVE
TURQUOISE-----BECAUSE HE WAS FINE
TAN---------------BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK
ORANGE----------BECAUSE UR MOM SAID SO
BRA------------BECAUSE IT WAS ILLEGAL