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Post by Jess Spookshow on Dec 19, 2007 22:30:18 GMT
Jess sat calmly in Filch's office. She knew she was in for it this time, "Streaking is not orderly conduct here at Hogwarts! Go to my office!"Filch snarled at me as I wrapped my robe tighter around me. As he walked off I could hear him talking to himself about dangling and spikes.
She sighed,"Well, that didn't go right."She said giving a light chuckle. She sat there waiting to get her punishment, picking at her robes when she heard something in the hall.
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Post by Blaise Mitchells on Dec 20, 2007 21:06:49 GMT
I gotta find that and get it back. Blaise's mind rang with nothing but one thought.
Filch had taken her lighter from her. Her metal-plated, specially engraved lighter. Only because she had been a little too careless with the drapes that one day... She was a woman on a mission. Blaise crept around the corner after seeing him leave and stalked off into his office.
"Now, to find the damn thing..." She muttered to herself, opening the door and stepping inside.
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Post by Jess Spookshow on Dec 21, 2007 14:31:01 GMT
Jess whipped her head around,"Whoa, who the fuck are you?"She said sounding surprised.
She was expecting to see Filch but instead she saw some chick with pimpin hair.
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Post by Blaise Mitchells on Dec 22, 2007 4:07:16 GMT
"Who the fuck are you?" Blaise asked in the same, shocked tone she did. There usually wasn't people poking around in here often. But then again, that was Blaise's purpose there. A chuckle passed her lips as she closed the door behind her, holding the other hand out to the girl, "Blaise Mitchells, at your service."
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Post by Jess Spookshow on Dec 22, 2007 4:10:47 GMT
Jess looked at her a little shocked still, surprised that Filch hadn't shown up yet."Jess Spookshow, pleasure."She said, getting up and taking her hand.
"Are you introuble too, or just kind of around?"
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Post by Blaise Mitchells on Dec 22, 2007 4:12:50 GMT
"Well..." Blaise trailed, hoisting herself up onto Filch's desk, not giving two shits about what she knocked over, "I'm sort of, looking for something." She explained, using hand motions because that was how she usually talked.
'Yeah, something that was very important to me!' Blaise scoffed insider her mind.
"The nuisance took it from me. And I'm trying to figure out what he did with it."
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Post by Jess Spookshow on Dec 22, 2007 4:20:45 GMT
"Ah, I see."She said, watching her sit on his desk.
"Something, huh? What is that something?"She asked, watching papers and such fall to the floor. "If he doesn't have it on his person, it's probably in his desk."She mused, going back to the chair that she was once sitting in.
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Post by Blaise Mitchells on Dec 22, 2007 4:22:43 GMT
"Well that's what I figured..." Blaise nodded her head, "And I hope it's in his desk because if it's on his person, I'm screwed." She laughed lightly at her last few sentences and hopped off the desk, going around to the other side to begin to dig in some drawers.
"It's just a lighter, by the way. But a very important one at that," Blaise looked up at the girl, "It had my name engraved in it and everything."
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Post by Jess Spookshow on Dec 22, 2007 12:57:58 GMT
Jess nodded,"I'd be careful in there. Who knows what you'll find, or what will just pop out at you."She said walking over to the other side of the desk as well, leaning on the wall.
"Oh."She said looking at all the clutter on his desk. She pushed herself off the wall and began to search the top.
"You know, we're both skrewed if he decides to walk in."
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Post by Blaise Mitchells on Dec 22, 2007 17:13:02 GMT
A small grin played on her lips, "Yeah, I know. But that's half of the fun isn't it?" Blaise asked in a devious tone. She liked the unpredictable. It made for twice the fun, most of the time.
She noticed Jess beginning to search the top of the desk, "Oh, you don't have to help if you don't want to..." Blaise shrugged, going through another random drawer to see what she could find.
"What're you in here for, anyway?"
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Post by Jess Spookshow on Dec 22, 2007 17:50:38 GMT
"That it is."Jess smirked rummaging through some more of his crap.
"Naw, it's cool. I might find some stuff to pocket while helping you anyway." She said reading some of the papers. "Damn, some of these people are naughty. Being got having sex in class rooms and kitchens."She said giving a little tsking noise.
She grinned to herself,"I got caught...streaking through the hallways."She laughed.
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Post by Blaise Mitchells on Dec 22, 2007 18:17:23 GMT
Blaise nodded in her direction, pulling out a drawer completely and emptying it's contents onto the already messy table top.
"Wow..." She laughed, shaking her head as she filed through the junk, "I knew people did that, but I never met anyone that got caught."
Her head tilted upward, looking at the girl, "Niiiiiice." Blaise grinned, chuckling under her breath.
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Post by Jess Spookshow on Dec 22, 2007 18:47:42 GMT
Jess laughed at some of the things that fell out of the drawer,"Man, I think I'm going to keep some of this stuff."She smiled pocketing a small diary and a fanged frisby.
"Tell me about it. Hey, as long as it's not me getting caught I'm fine with it. But I think I'll clean desks and such before I sit in them."She said looking at more of the junk.
"Tell me about it."she grinned,"I was trying to get back to my room without being seen. But that stupid cat of his cornered me."
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Post by Blaise Mitchells on Dec 23, 2007 2:59:47 GMT
"Well I would assume he'd be pocketing some good shit." Blaise laughed, shaking her head as she rummaged through another drawer, "Seeing as how he takes anything for just about no reason."
She crinkled her nose up in disgust, "Ew, that defintely sounds like a good idea. I'll have to keep that in mind every time I go to one of my classes." She chuckled.
"Ugh, I swear to god, not a day goes by where I don't wanna kick that thing in the face." Blaise sighed.
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Post by Jess Spookshow on Dec 23, 2007 3:38:36 GMT
"Yeah, I bet we could take some of this shit and try to sell it back to everyone. We'd get paid pretty good for some of the shit in here."She laughed,"Tell me about it...I think he just takes all of this stuff for himself."She mused.
She laughed,"People will think we're mental but we'll be the only sensible ones."
"Tell me about it!"She grinned,"It's like that cat has more than nine lives. She looks as old as my grandma, and she's six feet under. It's amazing that no one has actually killed it yet."
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Post by Blaise Mitchells on Dec 23, 2007 4:39:33 GMT
She looked up from the desk again, quickly. Blaise liked that idea, for sure, "You know, that idea is actually not half bad. We could seriously make a profit off all this." She nodded, her eyes growing a little wide.
Blaise laughed, "Yeah, especially since they won't know who did what in their seats." She snickered.
Shouting and raising her hands up in the air, Blaise replied, "I know it! How stupid is that! I'm sure at least half of the kids are like, DIE ALREADY!"
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Post by Jess Spookshow on Dec 23, 2007 12:41:46 GMT
"We could, then I could quite sleeping around for money."She joked. "People would really love to get their hands on this stuff though, others...who cares?"She said throwing a piece of paper on the floor.
"Yeah, it could be anyone. I mean it's a perfect way to pull a nasty prank on an enemy and what not but I don't want to be sitting on someone's spunk."She shuddered at the thought.
"I know! I bet you that that damn cat dies alot...he probably just buys new ones or goes searching the alley ways for them. Then he brings them back here and names them Mrs. Norris."She said, mouth twitching a bit.
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Post by Blaise Mitchells on Dec 24, 2007 19:06:50 GMT
Blaise chuckled under her breath, "We could sell it for twice what it's worth. Those people will probably pay anything to get their items back, y'know?" She suggested, already having mental pictures of how they would go about doing this.
"Ew..." Blaise replied, laughing slightly, "Defintely not. That'd be really sick."
Nodding her head in agreement, she continued to ruffle through another random drawer, hoping to find her lost lighter, "Yeah, I seriously wouldn't doubt that in the least."
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Post by Jess Spookshow on Dec 25, 2007 0:19:34 GMT
"Oh yes. I could see it now, we could even have bids...a small auction so to say, we can split the profit 60, 40."She laughed.'Yeah, like that will happen.she laughed to herself.
"Yes, yes it would be. But no one would expect it."She laughed.
"Yeah."Jess agreed."Any luck yet?"She asked moveing some more stuff around.
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Post by Blaise Mitchells on Dec 25, 2007 18:22:55 GMT
"Psh, I better be gettin' that sixty then." She chuckled, her hands pushing things off of the desk in a desperate attempt to find her lost item. Blaise was getting a bit testy now, not being able to find it. Then again, no one ever said it would be an easy task to begin with.
"This is true..." She laughed lightly, "It would be funny to see the person's reaction to that, however."
"Ugghh," Blaise sighed, shaking her head, "Nope, it's like finding a friggin needle in a haystack."
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Post by Jess Spookshow on Dec 26, 2007 18:19:27 GMT
"Fuck that, let's make it 80 me and 20 you. I think that's fair."Jess laughed. "If we don't find it soon Filch probably has it on his person. We could always be a pickpocket and get it from him that way."She suggested if they didn't find it.
"Oh yes, that would be the highlight of that day."She laughed under her breath.
Jess shook her head,"This is getting ridiculous. I'm surprised we didn't find anything living yet. This place is filthy."
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Post by Blaise Mitchells on Dec 26, 2007 21:03:25 GMT
Blaise punched her in the shoulder lightly, "That's not even worth doing it then!" She cried, laughing under her breath, "Oh, because getting from him seems like a safe task..." She said sarcastically, rolling her eyes a bit. But hey, if he did have it on his person, she would have to get it back; one way or another.
She nodded her head, laughing lightly again, "Yeah, it would... Especially they're faces when you tell them what they've sat in."
Making a face, Blaise quickly agreed, "Ew, fucking tell me about it." She held up some item, too covered in mold to be able to make it what it was, "...Sick."
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Post by Jess Spookshow on Dec 26, 2007 21:35:21 GMT
Jess grabbed her arm,"Ow! That hurt!"She laughed."But we're snakes right? Who ever said we did anything safe?"Jess smirked."We could make it a team effort, it might work then." She said pushing the hair out of her face.
"Now that would be the icing on top of the cake. Purely evil, school wise."jess sighed.
"That is so fucking gross. I'm afraid to look any further."She shuddered at the object,"Damn, I have never ever met anyone as sick as this twisted bastard."
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Post by Blaise Mitchells on Dec 27, 2007 22:46:59 GMT
"Well, I suppose so. Hit me if you have some sort of plan for getting it back though. I'd like to know so we both don't get caught and skinned alive." Blaise chuckled, throwing papers back down onto the already messy desk. Clearly her lighter wasn't here. Time for plan B, she guessed.
She grinned widely, "Yeah, that would be. I'd have to have my camera ready for that one."
"Yeah," Blaise moved away from the desk, backtracking toward the door, "I'm done looking in here. He needs to clean up his shit. Or get a better filing system..."
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Post by Jess Spookshow on Dec 28, 2007 1:55:23 GMT
Jess grinned at hit her arm,"Well, one of us could always kidnap Mrs. Norris and tie a dung bomb to her tail. As students are running away one of us, I volunteer you, could run into him hard enough to knock some of the shit off of his person. The other one can be close enough to accio it if it's seen."She suggested.
"Like wise, we should do it one of these days. That sounded a bit strange."She said scratching the back of her head.
"Technically he probably knew where everything is...we could just say Peeves came in here causing havok."
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Post by Blaise Mitchells on Dec 31, 2007 5:35:04 GMT
Blaise put her other hand over her arm, 'I didn't mean literally hit me!' She scowled inside her head. She listened to the plan Jess had come up with and raised an eyebrow at her, a skeptical look on her face, "Why don't I just jump off a cliff? It's a less painful way of dying than that." She stuck her tongue out.
She laughed loudly, "Ohhh, niiiiiice." Her head shaking back and forth.
"Hah... This is probably what he considers his own filing system. And yeah, that whole Peeves thing could work." Blaise replied.
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Post by Jess Spookshow on Jan 1, 2008 0:55:18 GMT
"Well, I could push you off it made you feel any better."Jess suggested sticking her tounge out as well. "I don't see you coming up with any bright ideas...we could always just kidnap a first year and make him do it."She suggested.
"Very."Jess grinned."Is your head okay?"She asked, referring to the way her head kept moving.
"It looks more like a house elf was living here, rather than a person."Jess replied, being careful not to touch some wierd cloth."Peeves' wouldn't care anyway...it's not like Filch could hurt him."
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Post by Blaise Mitchells on Jan 7, 2008 21:15:26 GMT
"Or I could take you with me, if that makes you feel any better." She smirked and stuck her tongue out childishly at her. "Now see, that whole first year thing; that's a plan. Nonsense having one of us risk our hides." Blaise laughed.
"Be quiet!" Blaise scowled, "Before I beat you with a bottle."
Nodding her head she agreed, "That's for sure. Well whatever, we can always come up with a plan to look like we didn't do this."
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Post by Jess Spookshow on Jan 10, 2008 11:47:53 GMT
"Oh very much so. I'd just love being pulled off a cliff."She said rolling her eyes. She continued to stick her tounge out. Jess nodded,"Yep, I'm a genius. Let the first year take the fall and it's all good. Neither of us is suspected and neither of us get into trouble."
"A bottle? Good luck finding one in here!"She laughed.
"Mhhmmm very inconspicuous" She grinned.
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