You've Have Got to Be Kidding

[Isabella Knox]

"Protego!" I shout at the same time, blocking her spell. I do the counter curse to the spell she's used earlier, getting me back onto solid ground. "I'm not that slow Black." I sneer.

[Bellatrix Black]

"Did I ever say you were?" She sneered. "Ooohh, what are you going to do send me to Azkaban?" She taunted over her shoulder at Gideon, in a mock-scared voice.

[Gideon Prewett]

"You'll be lucky if I don't Black." I say, clicking her shoulder upwards painfully. "You think it's funny to pick on innocent people, do you? You think it's funny to crucio innocent people, do you?" I say, voice rising, remembering everything did to Fabian and I.

[Bellatrix Black]

"Not exactly humerous, but deffinitely amusing... do you have a point to this?" She said, squinting her eyes to avoid wincing when he clicked her shoulder.

[Gideon Prewett]

"Yeah, I do. I'm thinking you should take back every curse you've put on these people, make a sincere apology and then be on your way." I say, bringing her arm up a little higher making it click again.

[Bellatrix Black]

Bellatrix exaggerated a sigh, then said in a fake sincere voice, "Sayuri, Dorcas, Isabella, I'm actually not all that sorry for what I've done. Infact, I'm not sorry at all. I believe that I did what I did for good reason, and there is no reason to take it back. I'm only sorry for getting stopped by this scum and not being able to finish what I started." She said. Then, in a more dangerous, quieter tone said "You can click my shoulder all you want, that's the reason there are healers in the world."

[Gideon Prewett]

I draw my wand, shoving it between her should blades with painful force. "I don't care about you getting better in the long term. I only care about making you hurt for now. If I didn't have some shred of deceny left in me, you can thank your death eater friends for taking most of it, I'd crucio your ass right now. For everything you and people like you have done to my friends and my family. You're a lucky girl Black. Now, if I let you go, you're going pick up your wand, stow it, then run along, alright?"

[Bellatrix Black]

She arched her back when he prodded his wand between her shoulder blades. "You would like me to say yes wouldn't you? Well, I'm sorry to let you down, but the answer to that is infact no. And don't you worry, I will thank them."

[Gideon Prewett]

"I guess we're stuck then, because this wand is staying right here until you agree, and you're running out of time. You have thirty seconds then you're getting hexed." I say bluntly, keeping a concerned eye on Isa.

[Bellatrix Black]

"I don't give up without a fight." She said bluntly, lifting her leg then shooting it back, kicking him hard.

[Gideon Prewett]

She gets my bad leg and I automatically fall to the floor, muttering every curse word under the sun and clutching at my shin.
Then remember where I am, skidding out of reaching distance and fumbling to lift my wand in time. Accio wand
Her wand flies over to me before she can reach it.

[Bellatrix Black]

"There's more than one wand here." She smirked, then called out "Accio wand!" Dorcas' wand came flying into her hand. Still smirking, she held it straight out, pointing at Gideon.

[Gideon Prewett]

I had my wand trained on her still, from where I was lying on the floor.
This was all too familiar.
There was a burning feeling in the back of my throat.
I could see more than her, there were 5 of them, closing in around me and Fay-...
"Well, now what?" I ask, wand arm outstretched up at her.

[Bellatrix Black]

"Stupefy!" She shouted quickly. "I believe that's what." She said with a smirk.

[Gideon Prewett]

I sent finite incantatem at her at exactly the same time, cancelling the spell before it could get me.
For once, glad of my experience in the field.

[Dorcas Meadowes]

"Hey Gid! I know. But trust me. Doesn't hurt compared to loosing friends, jumping off a tower, and being betrayed by those you thought you knew best. Your not just a meanie your a stupid snake Bella." I say.

[Isabella Knox]

"More than a stupid snake." I sneer. "You're just pathetic Black."

[Gideon Prewett]

I don't take my eyes of Black, not letting on I knew Isa or Cas at all.
First rule when interrupting a fight - show no emotional attatchment to anyone concerned.
"Well? I'm waiting, Black." I say softly, not daring to stand up.

[Dorcas Meadowes]

"Hehe. I made a song called stupid snakes. Its funny. I'll show it to you one time." I say.

[Bellatrix Black]

"You can not be serious, Meadowes. You're stuck in a full body bind, I have your wand, your friend has snakes wrapped around her, and you're talking about singing a song?" She said, her voice dangerous and low. She switched her gaze back to Gideon. "You're waiting are you? How kind." She said hissed. "Crucio!"

[Dorcas Meadowes]

"Meanie meanie mean!" I say in a sing song voice. "And yes at this moment I'm talking about singing. In fact I'll sing it for you all right now! But just alittle.
Maybe if they smirk like that, that guy will call them evil
Smirking is their signature, don’t you just hate those stupid snakes
Maybe they think they are all that, strutting through the halls like that
maybe they’ll smirk like that, don’t you just hate those stupid snakes?"

[hiddenindarkness]

"Cassie, knock off the bullsh*t and do something!" I screamed.

[Dorcas Meadowes]

"Its not bull shit. Its all part of my master plan." I say.

[hiddenindarkness]

"Your master plan is wack and I have sorta have a fear of Cobras being wrapped around me ready to strike at any moment," I replied.

[Bellatrix Black]

Bella stood there looking at Dorcas. "Your master plan, huh? First asking riddiculous questions, now singing?" She said. "Should I pull up a chair, sit back and enjoy the show?"

[Dorcas Meadowes]

"If you can't already tell I'm lying on the floor and I can't move. I don't think the snakes will be bothering you. Pull up a chair if you want. Seems like I'll be here for a looong lime. And I can talk for a looong time. So its good." I say. Maybe the snakes act on Bella's command so if I keep her distracted by talking then she won't tell them to do anything.

[Bellatrix Black]

"You can talk for a long time can you? Silencio!" She shouted. "Hmm, something tells me you won't be able to talk for a bit." She said with sarcasm.

[Dorcas Meadowes]

Oh man! There goes that plan. Its all up to Izzy and Gideon now. Now what ways could I still possibly bother her.....

[Gideon Prewett]

I drag myself to my feet.
I'd endured worse.
"Never turn your back on an opponent." I mutter, Perfictulus Totalus.

[Bellatrix Black]

"Shit." Bellatrix cursed, as her arms and legs snapped to her side, causing her to teeter, and eventually fall flat on her back.