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Post by Jack Tucker on Sept 5, 2007 0:09:37 GMT
Jack smirks rushing up to the door, pounding on it."Oi! Charlie-doodle-all-the-day! Open the door, I'm freezing my nipples off out here!" He laughs rubbing his arms trying to keep warm.
Leaving his jacket at Maddie's wasn't the best idea.
"Oi! Runt?! Hurry up!"
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Post by Charlie Owens on Sept 5, 2007 16:11:57 GMT
I grumble incoherently, getting to my feet and making my way down the stairs from where I'd been sitting in the upstairs landing for no apparent reason.
I nearly slip on my way across the hall...like usual.
"I'M WARNING YOU!" I yell, turning round and pointing an accusing finger at the floor, "YOU'VE TRIPPED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!"
Then I remember what I was doing and throw open the door, "Ye-...?"
I pause, then narrow my eyes at him, "Jack, what the hell? Why haven't I seen you in so long? I thought you were like...dead or something." I laugh, but open the door and pull him inside, "Stop freezing your nipples off, I don't want you leaving them on my doorstep."
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Post by Jack Tucker on Sept 5, 2007 22:45:22 GMT
"Hiya runt." He grins, grabbing Charlie into a headlock,"Oh my bob, you've gotten taller." He smirks, ruffling his hair,"Yes, I wouldn't want my nipples to fall off either, that'd be rather odd walking around with out nipples." He laughs.
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Post by Charlie Owens on Sept 21, 2007 16:30:49 GMT
I laugh, shoving him off then hugging him, "Jeebus, you're still an ass! Well, that's just incredible, all this time and you're still an ass," I grin.
"You're already a walking odditie, man; nipples or no." I laugh, "What happened? You get kicked out of someone elses country, huh?"
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Post by Jack Tucker on Sept 21, 2007 16:53:34 GMT
He chuckles hugging him back,"Me? An ass? How can you say that me Charlie-Doodle-All-The-Day?" He grins, pushing his hair back off his forehead.
"Oi, leave my nipples alone you pervert. Gawsh, what? No I was not kicked out...I just decided to leave is all..."
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Post by Charlie Owens on Sept 21, 2007 16:56:15 GMT
"Oh, it's quite easy, I open my mouth and the words come out...incredible, no?" I grin, "Oh Bob, you started the nipple conversation, don't blame me. Uh-huh...yeah, you just decided to leave...riiiight..."
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Post by Jack Tucker on Sept 21, 2007 16:59:50 GMT
"Your a prick, I outta beat your ass." He laughs shoving him."Yeah, well your the one who wouldn't open the door fast enough so it's your fault my nipples are going to fall off." He laughs,"I did! God, who's dumb idea was it to make teasing dragons illegal?"
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Post by Charlie Owens on Sept 21, 2007 17:02:28 GMT
I shove him back, "You don't have the grapes," I laugh, "Gosh, my busy social life was preventing me from opening the door, I was busy doing nothing with my life and you just had to come and throw off my schedule of doing nothing, so really, it's your own fault. Oh Bob, and they say I'm the stupid one...teasing dragons...honestly..."
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Post by Jack Tucker on Sept 21, 2007 17:06:12 GMT
"Oi, no shoving your older cousin and I dare say Charlie-Doddle-All-The-DAy, are you challenging me? 'Cos I'll have you know, no one else is here to save you from the ass whopping we all know you deserve." He laughs.
"Oh such a busy life you got there mate, I should find somewhere else to say so not to disturb you." He says rolling his eyes.
"You are the stupid one, hell the best part was this," He grins rolling up his sleeve showing him the green spots along his arm,"Dragon pox mate, bloody amazing."
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Post by Charlie Owens on Sept 21, 2007 17:08:55 GMT
"Of course I'm not, I'm not that dumb," I laugh, knowing he was older and stronger and would in fact beat me up as he had done many times before, "And I actually do have a social life...some of the time thank you very much." I say smugly, crossing my arms, "Oh and thanks for asking to stay here before assuming you could," I laugh, "You're lucky I take pity on vagrants."
"Oh yeah," I grin, then look at his arm, turning it round to look better, "Oh man, that is fucking sweet. You get sneezed on? Wish I could have seen it."
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Post by Jack Tucker on Sept 21, 2007 17:13:23 GMT
"Good, your finally learning." He laughs,"Pfft. What do you do on your spare time? Knit?" He snorts with laughter,"Oh what your going to turn me out onto the streets? Mini-Madds already kicked me out, I have never felt more insulted, first she hits me thinking I'm dead then hits me again for not being dead! There is no pleasing that cousin of ours." He sighs, shaking his head.
"Fuck yeah, it was all yellow and gunk. But these things itch like hell and I'm not allowed to scratch."
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Post by Charlie Owens on Sept 21, 2007 17:20:39 GMT
"Nah, I have friends and everything," I laugh, "Well...er...friend and friend's child...uh...think that counts. And I bother Madds sometimes too. Viola, my amazing social life took less than a sentence to describe," I grin.
I laugh, "Well, yeah, that's her for you, I guess. You're lucky I love you...and I get bored in this place so yeah, you can stay. Until you irritate me too much so let that be a warning to you. Nope, no pleasing her at all...completely bonkers, and hormonal at the moment too."
I laugh harder, "Oh Jeebus...are you going to twitch or something cos you can't scratch?"
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Post by Jack Tucker on Sept 21, 2007 17:28:29 GMT
"Yeah, right. Course you do Charlie, less then a sentence, god your a sad sad little man." He grins."Good, you got yourself a roomie then. Me? Irritate you? Never. I'll be as quite as a churchmouse, you won't even know I'm here. Yeah, I know, found that out too. At least when she has that baby she's finally get some meat on her bones, that woman is too damn skinny." He chuckles,"No, I am not gonna twitch, I'll just sit there and bitch and whine about how I'm not allowed to scratch."
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Post by Charlie Owens on Sept 21, 2007 19:30:32 GMT
I stick my tongue out at him, "Yeah...well...And I have no comebacks. Whatever."
"You irritating in general? Never see the day. Quiet, of course," I snort, "Yeah, the baby." I half-grimace, "Hunt's baby too. Euk."
"And I'll ignore you or just leave you to bitch and whine on your own." I laugh.
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Post by Jack Tucker on Sept 21, 2007 19:38:33 GMT
"Ha I win. Eat it bitch." He grins then stops at his reaction of it being Ian's kid."Oh, not very fond of Mr. Big shot huh? He's okay I suppose, even if he's a bit on the puny size." He laughs slightly."Oh you manskank, then I follow you around, and keep bitching and whining."
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Post by Charlie Owens on Sept 21, 2007 19:41:13 GMT
"Make me," I reply, then glare darkly at the floor for a moment, "He's a fucking evil son of a bitch, didn't notice that?"
I shove him lightly, "I leave the house then beeyotch."
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Post by Jack Tucker on Sept 21, 2007 19:45:44 GMT
"No thanks." He laugh slightly, then decided not to ask, knowing it wouldn't be good defending him or the fact he was best friend's with the guy's cousin.
"Skankface stole my word!" He gasps shoving harder then intended,"Whoops."
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Post by Charlie Owens on Sept 21, 2007 19:50:45 GMT
"Oof," I stumble slightly, then shove him back, "Fucker."
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Post by Jack Tucker on Sept 23, 2007 22:41:38 GMT
"Oi! Respect your eldest bitch," He laughs.
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Post by Charlie Owens on Sept 24, 2007 15:54:59 GMT
"Fuck off," I snort.
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Post by Jack Tucker on Sept 24, 2007 21:13:39 GMT
"Twat," He laughs smacking him round the back of the head.
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Post by Charlie Owens on Sept 26, 2007 16:27:19 GMT
"Takes one to know one," I reply, ducking out of his reach.
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Post by Jack Tucker on Sept 26, 2007 20:52:42 GMT
Jack grins grabbing him in a headlock,"What was that Charles Kerian?" He asks ruffling his hair,"Did you say something disrespectful to me?"
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Post by Charlie Owens on Sept 27, 2007 20:02:39 GMT
"Yes!" I mumble, trying to shove him off, "Get off me you great big lummox!"
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Post by Jack Tucker on Sept 28, 2007 1:26:56 GMT
"Oi? Who are you calling a lummox, runt?" He laughs, pushing him to the ground, and sitting ontop of him,"Now, what do you say Charles Kerian?" He smirks.
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Post by Charlie Owens on Sept 28, 2007 16:37:55 GMT
"Get your fat ass off me before you become a murderer!" I laugh.
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Post by Jack Tucker on Sept 29, 2007 2:46:02 GMT
"I am not fat, I am big boned." Jack says crossing his arms over his chest, still not getting off of him.
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Post by Charlie Owens on Oct 1, 2007 16:17:09 GMT
"Well, either way your dinosaur size boned ass is going to crush me if you don't get off." I laugh, thumping him in the side.
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Post by Jack Tucker on Oct 2, 2007 1:28:48 GMT
"Oi!" He laughs, ruffling his hair,"I'm willing to take that chance runt." He smirks,"Payback," He then tilts his head slightly, making a loud hacking sound and leaning down slightly, spit hanging out of the corner of his mouth.
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Post by Charlie Owens on Oct 3, 2007 10:38:49 GMT
"Aw fuck..." I groan, half trying to squirm away, half trying to push him off, "Jack, go away!"
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