Eh... banneryness and prettyful?

[Arden Patricks]

*sigh* Just know that if you hurt her, he's Tyler, so he can seriously kick your ass. And he's so cool that he has a lot of friends, and you will be shunned the rest of your life.
Lol... yep, magical Jennie the mummy of an eighteen-year-old boy who still has swordgights with his twelve-year-old sister.
Fun. Enjoy their visit then. And see you later.

[Ian Hunt]

This is understood. *nods solemnly*
lmao, oh wow. Lot of fun there.
I shall. They are here and I'm still locked in the PC room. *evil laugh* I should go in a minute...

[Arden Patricks]

Okay then. *nods solemnly back*
Yeah, 'tis very fun. I think Maria nearly cried when the shield broke even though she wasn't involved at all. Weirdo.
Ah, very stealthy of you. *waves handkerchief* Goodbye and good luck then.

[Ian Hunt]

Yay! ;D
Aww, that's sad.
And now I am back! And I'm very glad that this set of family are only staying last night and today and then are leaving again before Christmas.
I hate them, Jeff is a knob and he laughs too loudly about things that aren't remotely funny, and Pam is a hag and likes to point out peoples flaws very loudly and my cousin Matthew is a twat and the first thing he says to me is, "I thought you were dying, why are you walking around?"
*sigh*
But they shall me gone soon!

[Arden Patricks]

She's very sensitive like that, yes.
Amen to that. They sound like very pleasant people.

[Ian Hunt]

Oh dear.
And yeah, well they are related to my mother after all.
Just had to endure lunch with them. -_- Think Jeff and Uncle David nearly came to blows which despite being no doubt comedic would have recked the room a little bit.
But they shall be gone soon. Woot! ^^
How are you today?

[Arden Patricks]

*shrug* It's just part of her sweet-tempered nature.
Eh... poor excuse. Technically they're related to you too.
Yes, that probably would have been amusing, but good they didn't.
Woot!
And... I am good. I just got up and haven't finished my coffee yet so it's hard to say, but pretty much I'm good.

[Ian Hunt]

Ah, rightio then.
Didn't say I wasn't a prick. I just blame the gene pool and it all works out.
Well, as long as you're good.
Fuck now I have to go again. be back in a few.

[Arden Patricks]

*nods*
Are not.
See you then.... Have fun with whatever 'tis you're doing.

[Ian Hunt]

Are not what what?
Twas seperating my cousins. Matthew's a vindictive bully and is messing with poor Em-Rose and Ed-Ken. Hardly fair seeing as they're four and he's thirteen.

[Arden Patricks]

You are not a prick.
And also I hate the gene pool excuse because it implies that the gene pool has a major effect on one's personality and that's a scary thought.
Yuck... that's not very nice of him then at all.

[Ian Hunt]

Lol, I am actually. It's okay though, as I've come to terms with it.
I use the gene pool excuse a lot, cos then it gives me something to fall back on when I fail.
And I guess maybe not a major effect but certainly some sort of effect on personality.
Nope, not very nice at all. *shakes head sadly*

[Arden Patricks]

You're crazy nice though.
Hm. Yeah, I can get that. I use the excuse that my parents fucked up raising me, which is pretty similar without implying that I'm like them.
But they're leaving today?

[Ian Hunt]

Haha, when I want to be.
I don't think my parents fucked up raising me though...scratch that, they did. Nevermind. lol.
I am like my parents though, tis obvious if you knew them. And sometimes I sort of proud of it, because they had their good moments, and then at other times I'm not cos I remember that my dad was an idiot and my mum was a crack-headed violent bully...and I wonder why I even bother thinking about them at all.
They are. Gone in an couple of hours.
I hate Christmas sometimes. Makes me think of all sorts of things that wouldn't usually bother me. But tis a good holiday so it's alright I suppose.

[Arden Patricks]

Eh... isn't everybody?
That's kind of the problem with people, that they won't stay black and white. So sometimes it gets hard to hate them and sometimes it gets hard to like them and you can't quite figure out why you hate one person but like another.
Or maybe that's just weird and never mind.
It's a good showing-people-how-much-you-care-about-them holiday... but does tend to bring up other things too, yeah. Can I ask what, in your case?

[Ian Hunt]

Dunno, guess so.
No, I know what you mean. Tis weird but that's cos people are weird. It makes sense.
Dead people mostly. My parents, James (Loki&Dazzer's brother), Adam (my best friend when I was little) and Chrissie this year as well. And I think about my brother sometimes as well. And about Holly a lot, what's going to happen to her when I'm not there. Just a whole load of random things that I don't think about usually if I can help it.
In your case? If you want to share.

[Arden Patricks]

Hm. People suck. Yet are simultaneously wonderful. Damn them.

Guess that makes sense.
And in my case is stupid. And I guess it's things I think about other times as well. *shrug*

[Ian Hunt]

Lol, damn them and praise them at the same time! Because they are wonderful indeed...
Probably not stupid I should think.

[Arden Patricks]

Yep... argh. It's infuriating. People don't make any sense.
*shrug* Pretty stupid. I'm quite self-absorbed in case you hadn't noticed.

[Ian Hunt]

Maybe people are supposed to be figured out then and that's what the point is. *shrug*
I don't think you're self-absorbed.

[Arden Patricks]

Maybe... but I dunno if they can be, so it's kind of a futile point. Semi-understood, perhaps.
Heheh... maybe I should just admit you're a jerk then. Self-conscious, self-pitying, etc. Definitely self-absorbed.

[Ian Hunt]

Yeah, that's the one. Semi-understood.
Lol, I am a jerk!
Jennieperson the benevolent! I honestly don't think you're self absorbed.
And do you know what else? I'm getting irrationally annoyed at Gaspard fucking Ulliel.

[Arden Patricks]

Yeah... semi-understood as best we can. And fix people where possible and such. That's what the meaning of life is.
This could go on a while... but maybe you're sometimes slightly a jerk and maybe I am self-absorbed but I try not to let on but it should be pretty obvious.
But anyway... um. That's kind of odd. What'd he do?

[Ian Hunt]

We've cracked it Jennie! We worked out the meaning of life! ;D
Okay, okay, I am sometimes a jerk and you are sometimes self-absorbed. Fair?
Meh, well I can't seem to make a decent banner that I am happy with at the moment and it's his fault because...uh...I'm sick of trying to find pictures of him that work well in a banner.

[Arden Patricks]

Sweet! *holds up hand for a high-five* ;D
Yeah, that works.
*sigh* And you've had the current one for how long?

[Ian Hunt]

*high-fives then breaks into dance* ;D
Indeed.
Don't say Teal'C!
Uh...since yesterday. But I don't like it very much.

[Arden Patricks]

You dance a lot... 'tis a little odd, but whatever works.
Lol... I wasn't going to. I was going to say, "your face is funny" because that's where you saying "indeed" led to last time.
You have the attention span of a two-year-old. *sigh*

[Ian Hunt]

It makes me happy. ;D
Haha, fair enough...uh...don't say that either!
You love me. lol.
Lmao, I just called Dr Evil and I'm not sure why. Ed-Ken just ran in, looked at me, screamed that I was Dr Evil then ran out again. *shrug*

[Arden Patricks]

Well, good then. Dance all you like.
Except the tornado dance, of course.
And why should I listen to you?
Hm. True....
Lol... doesn't seem like something he'd just say on his own... possibly, but maybe not. You might want to find out who's been talking to him.

[Ian Hunt]

I shall. *dances more*
Haha, yes! None of that evil tornado dance!
Because I'm wonderful and you love me?
Of course.
Yeah, they're probably talking to my sister again. When she gets bored she sets them on me, and then it ends up with the game 'Take Andy Down!' and I get beaten up and then they get hung upside down. Tis all good.