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Post by Arden Patricks on Dec 21, 2007 15:37:41 GMT
Yes... they are.  Oh. Well... okay then. I think of him as just a friend though, sorry. And that is really weird. Really, really, really weird.... Is he the Winnie-the-Pooh hater? *thumbs up*  That's... unhappy. *shrug* |
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Post by Ian Hunt on Dec 21, 2007 15:46:07 GMT
Lol, they are! Tyler is heartbroken...but still manages to look cool...  He is the Winnie-the-pooh hater. And he just broke my shoulder. In that really annoying patronising way older relatives have when they clap you on the shoulder and boom "What are you up to sonny Jim?" to give you a heartattack and fracture your spine. It is unhappy. But he'll be over it and come slinking back this evening, he usually does when he's in a bad mood. |
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Post by Arden Patricks on Dec 21, 2007 15:49:49 GMT
Eh... okay, yeah, they are.
For Laura's Christmas present from Marcie I found a rubber duck that's wearing a sombrero and holding a maraca. That duck is definitely cool.
Lol. Oh, wow.... You know, he is actually cool enough that he may actually charm me eventually. Try not to tell him that, though. Don't want to get his hopes up.
You have very violent relatives.
Hm. He does this often then?
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Post by Ian Hunt on Dec 21, 2007 15:55:28 GMT
 That duck is the best! I'm now in love with it. Okay, our little secret. Can I advise him to try charming you again cos he nevers know what'll happen? Geez, tell me about it. And he's staying with us for one whole week. *is frightened* Oh I do love family Christmases. He does. Has a lot of problems, dear Matthew. Things upset him and he gets mad. |
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Post by Arden Patricks on Dec 21, 2007 16:01:51 GMT
Thank you. ;D I was very proud of the purchase. It's the ultimate Laura gift. *hopes she isn't reading this* Hm.... Maybe not just yet. I think I'll talk to him a bit, get to know him better first. Oh, scary.... Shall I threaten him with the marshmallows and acorns or will he just think that's weird? I like family on Christmas. But my dad doesn't like my mum's family and we're not going to go this year. We haven't seen our grandparents in a year and it was only for a couple of hours. Dammit. That's not cool.... I always thought stuff didn't really bother him at all. |
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Post by Ian Hunt on Dec 21, 2007 16:14:19 GMT
Lol. Yeah, maybe we should edit the posts containing Laura present related words? Okay, will keep that in mind. Nah, he doesn't know I'm talking to you cos if I said I was talking to Jennie I'd never hear the end of "Oh Andrew talks to girls online, don't you know? Always a player that boy," that's what happened last time when I was on msn to this girl from my old school. But he's gone upstairs to dump his stuff in his room and now his children are just being hyper and annoying poor Dazzer. I'm just glad he doesn't have too much of an objection to being called Mr Wheely. That's sad. Nah, things get to him. And then he just explodes every now and again. |
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Post by Arden Patricks on Dec 21, 2007 16:21:43 GMT
Right... I shall definitely do that. Good suggestion. Yep. Although those shades really are quite sexy. Lol. Yep. Real speaker pervert, Andrew is. ;D And yeah, good thing. Very patient of him. 'Tis.  Maybe we can still go sometime over the break... although the only time everyone's there is on Christmas Eve. Twenty-five adults with their thirty-some children, most of them twelve and younger... Christmas carols sung by drunk uncles... general chaos. But my dad doesn't like chaos.  |
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Post by Ian Hunt on Dec 21, 2007 16:25:11 GMT
Haha, of course they are. Enough to turn a straight man gay... lol. Lol, another thing I dislike about my Uncle David...why must he call me Andrew? Why? Why? And now I'm done, cos he's alright really. Darren's decided he has to leave for a while. lol. They're driving him mad. I would call them off but they wouldn't listen to me. Wow, that's a lot of family! But it sounds like the sort of uberly fun chaos.  |
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Post by Arden Patricks on Dec 21, 2007 16:29:45 GMT
;D S'pose that you would know... heheh. I don't suppose you've heard Maria and Laura's theories?
Yeah... occasional violence, paranoia against cartoon bears, and calling you Andrew isn't that bad.
I don't blame him... 'bye Darren. Small children are creepy.
It is the uberly fun chaos. But they're all... rancher types and my dad doesn't like them, I guess. They're very friendly and have a different sort of sense of humor than he does. *shrug*
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Post by Ian Hunt on Dec 21, 2007 16:33:21 GMT
Haha, hell yeah! Tyler really does it for me, you know? lol. Theories? Um...no, actually.
Nah, he's pretty good as an eccentric family member I guess. And fun when he gets pissed and tries to wrestle the cat. Damn, I want Darren back. Ed-Ken and Em-Rose attacked Holly but she bolted upstairs so now they're bothering me cos they're scared of everyone else. Grr.
Rancher types? They sound very nice though.
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Post by Arden Patricks on Dec 21, 2007 16:38:00 GMT
But he's mine! You can't have him! Heheh... I had nothing to do with these, by the way.... But apparently you and Darren are secretly lovers. And then apparently (MattyMatt told me this one) Darren and Mika have a secret burning passion for each other. And then of course, MattyMatt is pregnant with your baby and Mika is jealous. So, basically, you are a slag. And I feel quite sorry for Mika. Lol... tries to wrestle the cat? Does sound very fun. Hm. Maybe you should get them to be not-scared of someone then. Yes... they raise cattle and stuff like that. And they are very nice. |
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Post by Ian Hunt on Dec 21, 2007 16:45:14 GMT
I don't want him! Emotionally. Just you know, being a slag and all...lol. Lmao...uh...wow. That's quite interesting and I'm quite scared at the same time. Haha, yeah, he is. I'm trying, but apparently Pip's got no face so they won't go near her (she has a pillow on her head), Claire's a demon, Loki and Mika are 'doing things they shouldn't' o.0 and I think they're the only ones that are here at the moment so they won't go near them. Sounds cool. |
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Post by Arden Patricks on Dec 21, 2007 16:49:41 GMT
You'd toy with him like that? Bastard.
Lol... what are you scared of exactly? How accurate it is? ;D
Yeah who is?
Huh.... Maybe you could ask Pip to take the pillow off her face? And find out why Claire's a demon?
*nods* I did see a few of my aunts a couple months ago when one of 'em had a birthday party and Maria and I babysat their children.
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Post by Ian Hunt on Dec 21, 2007 16:51:43 GMT
I am. I am.
Precisely. How did they know all that!? lol.
David...fun...cat wrestler.
Pip says she can't cos she's in deep conversation with it. And Claire's a demon because...no they won't tell me why.
Creepy children or nice children?
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Post by Arden Patricks on Dec 21, 2007 16:58:20 GMT
Well, Tyler won't fall for your seduction anyway. he loves me too much. I dunno... psychic I guess. Maybe they're spies. Ah, gotcha. I see.... Well, maybe she should introduce it to them or something. They can participate in the deep conversation. Eh... slightly demonic children. But Maria mostly chased them around while I hung out with the youngest. Kid has the attention span of a gnat... we played about fifty different games in two hours. Oh... and sorry to nag you about this... but pleeeeeaaaase will you update Ian's friend list sometime soon? Lol... it bothers me.... |
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Post by Ian Hunt on Dec 21, 2007 17:10:05 GMT
Of course. I can be very seductive though. Tyler wouldn't stand a chance even with his devotion to you if I turned on the charm. *shudders* o.0 Pip's just on her way out actually. Tis the time of year when everyone goes to their respective houses and stays there for about a week or so. Christmas and all. So I'ma go for a while, bid people goodbye and stuff. Aw, that's sweet. Lol, how old were they? I'll update when I come back. |
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Post by Arden Patricks on Dec 21, 2007 17:16:19 GMT
That's what you think, anyway. *glares* What are you shuddering for? Aye, that makes sense.... Goodbye everybody! Eh... ranging from about eight or nine down to five... I think there were six of them. And then the little one, Colin (aka Hot Potato) is just barely three, so I hung around with him. Lol... at one point i overheard my cousin Sammo telling Colin what it's like to be five, and all the cool things you can do when you're that old.  ;D I love you! |
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Post by Ian Hunt on Dec 21, 2007 17:38:19 GMT
That's what I know beeeeyotch! *puts hands on hips* *decides this is really weird* Shuddering that I have spies that know about my love life...o.0 I'm sure they'd say goodbye if they hadn't already left. Ah, the house is nearly quiet besides my cousins fighting over kebab scraps and David telling Holly about his ingrowing toe nail. Aw bless them. Haha, I remember you telling me about Hot Potato. Aww. lmao, oh the joys of being five... ;D lol. I'm writing it on WordPad now. |
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Post by Arden Patricks on Dec 21, 2007 17:45:23 GMT
Lol... yes... I think we should stop now.... Ah... yeah, that's pretty creepy really. I don't want my little sisters knowing about your love life, skank. This is true... I was a little late with that. Lol. Sounds highly enjoyable to listen to. Where in heaven's name did Darren and Mika go, then, seeing as they live there? Yeah, he's very cute. So is Sammo. Ah, yeah, those were the days... lol. I really love you! ;D Lol... I like having everything neat and orderly and updated and such. *shrug* Plus I want to see what you say. |
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Post by Ian Hunt on Dec 21, 2007 17:49:27 GMT
Indeed...
Haha! Okay actually, fair play. lol. I wouldn't want my little sister knowing either.
Haha.
Darren has gone to stay at his Mum's so he can be with Loki and SammySamSamSam cos Loki in particular gets upset at this time of year.
And Mika's gone to crash with his 'brothers' although he'll be coming back on Boxing Day.
They sound it. Aha, how I miss being five...
Lol, I love you too Jennie.
I am updating but it does take a while...I can't remember much.
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Post by Arden Patricks on Dec 21, 2007 17:55:32 GMT
Teal'C. Lol... no. Not at all. I shouldn't even let them talk to you. Ah. Makes sense. *shrug* I actually remember very little about being five... mostly just getting in trouble. Well, how could you not? Hm. You can't remember who Ian's friends are? o.O Very nice.... |
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Post by Ian Hunt on Dec 21, 2007 17:59:52 GMT
Sorry.
Haha, I'll behave!
Guess it does.
I don't remember being five at all. I remember from about 7 onwards.
I have no idea. lol.
Haha, yeah. I think I'm sorta remembering now. Just need to edit it a bit.
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Post by Arden Patricks on Dec 21, 2007 18:05:14 GMT
Heh... nothing wrong with Teal'C. I like Teal'C. I should find a picture of him and show you. Eh, all right. I'll give you another chance. That's a little odd. Nothing at all? Ditto, by the way, so I don't feel narcissistic. Well, that's good. Then again, a lot has happened since you put up that list, so I don't blame you really. |
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Post by Ian Hunt on Dec 21, 2007 18:08:07 GMT
You should. I want to see. Thank you oh benevolent Jennieperson! Probably just blocked it out. Which is a shame. I'd sort of like to remember my dad and stuff but I really wanna forget my mum so...yeah, probably just supressed it all. Lol, okay. True. Posted it now. Probably forgot a whole load of people. |
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Post by Arden Patricks on Dec 21, 2007 18:12:10 GMT
I shall then. In a minute. Lol... I love that nickname. Must be in there somewhere though. Very probably.... You know you could have checked your old list to see who's on there, for one thing. And you know how bloody sad it is that the category with the most people is the dead? Good lord. I really should give Ian a hug. |
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Post by Ian Hunt on Dec 21, 2007 18:14:54 GMT
Thank you.
Haha, good good then.
Yeah, probably is. It is just another thing to add to the depressingly growing list of similarities between me and my character...supressed childhoods. Lol. I hate this list now.
I did check...but then I don't talk to some of those people anymore so I just decided to start again. I know! That's most sad, I feel. No wonder he's suicidal.
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Post by Arden Patricks on Dec 21, 2007 18:20:13 GMT
... Very long minute.... ;D That is kind of depressing.... Maybe you should burn it. I've noticed that somewhere along the line Arden turned into me. I've even discovered personality traits I didn't realize I had because I wrote about her having them. Yeah, that works. My lists all have anybody I've ever spoken to, however briefly. Lol. Yeah, he has reason. Yikes. |
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Post by Ian Hunt on Dec 21, 2007 18:23:52 GMT
Lol. But then I'd still remember it. That's weird. I think it's a sign we spend too much time on here when our characters become us. Lol, wow. I know. It's times like this that although Ian depresses me, he makes me feel very grateful when I think about my life. |
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Post by Arden Patricks on Dec 21, 2007 18:29:40 GMT
Ah-ha! This is Teal'C with his "indeed" face: i147.photobucket.com/albums/r312/silver_tiger_nd/tealc_online_promo.jpgTrue.... Lol... yeah, that's a possibility. Although most of my characters in my stories are like me as well, at least a bit. Arden is just the most completely like me. This is also true. At least you've got it better than him. And may I say that your suicide thread is going on forever? At some point Maddie had better heal your wrists up and get you to St. Mungo's or something. |
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Post by Ian Hunt on Dec 21, 2007 18:33:06 GMT
Oh my Bob...lmao. That's funny, or maybe I'm just weird.
Ah, fair play then.
This makes me feel happy and optomistic about my life. I just think, "Hey, I could be Ian," and I'm in a good mood. lol.
It is indeed going on forever. I'm running out of things to write.
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That's... unhappy. 
That duck is the best! I'm now in love with it.
Maybe we can still go sometime over the break... although the only time everyone's there is on Christmas Eve. Twenty-five adults with their thirty-some children, most of them twelve and younger... Christmas carols sung by drunk uncles... general chaos. But my dad doesn't like chaos. 
