Eh... banneryness and prettyful?

[Arden Patricks]

I've always thought so too... lol.
Hm. Or maybe I'll just make something up. Like... you claimed that squid is tasty. I have never actually tasted squid so I can't really prove you wrong, but just for the sake of argument let's say that I have.

[Ian Hunt]

Haha.
Lol, if it makes you feel better then.

[Arden Patricks]

Oh! I remembered... but she just sounded hurt that you would wish her happy birthday when it's not really her birthday. Then I told her why and she did the smiley-grin. ;D
Eh, not really. I'll just let you be arrogant I suppose.

[Ian Hunt]

Haha, okay.
Yay thank you.

[Arden Patricks]

Aye... *nods* You are very welcome.
I think John has fallen asleep, and I am very grateful... he spent the whole afternoon singing "Bicycle! Bicycle!" while I told him if he wants to ride a bicycle so much then he should go outside and try it and I hope he slips on the ice.
But now he isn't singing... so that's good. ;D

[Ian Hunt]

Cool.
Lmao, wow, I love John.

[Arden Patricks]

Well, at least someone does. lol I would tell him, to get his response... but I don't want him to start singing again.

[Ian Hunt]

Lmao, seriously, that's very funny.
I love John muchos. Can you tell him tomorrow? lol.

[Arden Patricks]

Lol... okay. What's very funny exactly?
I just told him, 'cause my mom woke him up so he could eat. He said, "... Okay. That sounds... fantastic." *nods* I think he loves you back. ;D
But why on Earth do you love him?

[Ian Hunt]

I don't even know. It just made me laugh for ages. I probably just need sleep.
Haha, that's alright then. ;D
Pfft, no clue.

[Arden Patricks]

Yeah, that's a possibility. Go to bed for heaven's sake.
Yep. He'll probably never admit it, but deep down I think he does.
And I'm finding it very amusing that my mom keeps yelling for him to go eat, but hasn't bothered telling me to. Either she knows I won't go or has forgotten I exist... lol.

[Ian Hunt]

Haha, don't want sleep. It frightens me.
Lol.
Haha, that's nice. I don't think she'd forget you.

[Arden Patricks]

Does it now.... How come?
Eh, she might. We've long since decided that I am a figment of Laura's and John's imaginations. Maria talks to me sometimes, but she's the kind of person who would talk to a figment of someone else's imagination, so... yeah.

[Ian Hunt]

Nightmares and Dayhorses and I don't want to go to sleep in case I don't wake up. Basically I'm just irrational.
Lmao, wow, that's...cool.

[Arden Patricks]

Oh... well, yeah, maybe kind of irrational. You have to go to sleep eventually though.
Heheh... very.

[Ian Hunt]

I know. I stay up until the exhaustion takes over and then I don't have to lie in the dark and worry beforehand. Loki is staying up with me tonight. She can't sleep.
TYLER!

[Arden Patricks]

Hm.... Well, if that's working for you.
Hi, Loki.
And Susie too...

[Ian Hunt]

It is yes.
She says hello and waves brightly.
Yay Susie!

[Arden Patricks]

'Kay then.
I wave back. ;D
Susie says hello.
And Jennie has been on the computer since nine o'clock this morning and is starting to get dizzy, so she's pretty sure she's going to leave soon....

[Ian Hunt]

Loki's gone to bed now. It is 2am.
Hello Susie.
Ah, that is fair. Goodbye Jennie for when she leaves.

[Arden Patricks]

*sigh* Well, good for her then.
Do you have an alter-ego for when Susie shows up? I've noticed you usually wink at her.
I am back now... and... heheh. Upon further reflection I've decided that the Arden-is-a-deatheater plot was a really, really, really bad idea, 'cause basically now I have to kill her. So I'm just going to pretend that never happened, and now I have a different way to wrap up the whole Fitzy situation. Just thought you should know that.
Oh... and now I'm trying to find someplace where they could have had a duel without anybody noticing... if you have any suggestions. *shrug*
So how are you today?

[Ian Hunt]

Yupp.
Yeah, lol. I do.
Lol, rightio and nope no suggestions to help you there.
OOOOH! I'm very good thank you. I've been really tired but now I'm very hyper on nothing and I have one long clay eyebrow now aaaaaaand the lady down the road thinks I'm stalking her aaaaaand there was a massive fight at my old school today and someone knifed someone else and then someone got beaten up and they had to call two ambulances in one day and my Matt told Mika and Mika freaked out cos Loki was still at school and went to pick her up. Lmao. Aaaaaaand Pip's changing her name to Arnold Armadius Flow McGoat Put The Lime In The Coke You Nut Hamish McDuck. Aaaaand Loki's been teaching me words like lethargic. And Dazzer has a girlfriend! And Jennieflower is like owning Matt with a sock. And...I forget the other stuff. But! Damn, there was something important I wanted to tell you but I can't remember what it was. Bollocks.
Anyway, how are you?

[Arden Patricks]

That's very interesting... what's his name?
Hm. Well, from now on there's a mysterious empty corridor near the Owlery then.
I think I jumped in surprise about four times thanks to that paragraph....
I think I will agree that you seem hyper.
Why are you stalking the lady down the street?
Heheh... wow, much violence and that's very cute on Mika's part.
Is it okay with her if we still call her Pip? 'Cause Arnold Armadius Flow McGoat Put The Lime In The Coke You Nut Hamish McDuck is kind of a mouthful... even Aafmptlitcynhm is kind of a mouthful, plus I can't pronounce it.... But is there any particular reason behind the change?
Yay for Darren!
And... yay for vocabulary! And yay for MattyMatt getting owned by a four-year-old!
Let me know if you ever remember it....
Um... and finally... er... my day was pretty good... quite good after reading all of that 'cause it made me happy. Um... and I talked to the counselor lady today. *shrug*

[Ian Hunt]

Uh...Bernard.
Lol...yes...of course...
Awesome!
I'm still fucking hyper by the way. It hasn't worn off yet! Boo yeah! <---Lmao, Duff Man!
I'm not stalking her. It just that every morning at about 8am when the others leave the house, I go outside and put the rubbish out and she's always jogging past when I do that. And when I'm in a good mood I wave to her. Lmao. So I was in a good mood so I waved to her, and then I was going to the corner shop to get some cigarettes and she happened to be jogging in that direction and I was walking after her and she kept turning round and looking at me like I was going to rape her or something and then she went into the shop too and she turned round and asked if I was following her. So I told her she was too old for me and she glared at me and stalked off again. Lmao. Silly woman.
Mhm, lots of violence and multiple expellings occurred. And yes, silly overprotective Mika could be considered cute when he does things like that but Loki says it's insufferable and reckons he only tries to protect her because without her he'd get into all sorts of trouble.
Eh, I dunno. She's sort of letting some people call her by her actual name at the moment so I don't know if that's coming back or not. Which'll be weird if it does. Cos I haven't called her Jackie since she was 11. But nope, she just went hyper and we had a competetition to see who could have the longest name. She won.
Lol, yes, yay for Darren! But he won't let us meet her. Haha. Or tell us about her. But her name is Lucy, I know that much. And I saw her outside the house the other day and waved to her but don't tell Dazzer that or he'll kill me.
YAY indeed! Oh joyous occasions!
I will, but it's really annoying me that I can't remember that. I'm sure it was important.
Oooh, that's good then. ;D
How was talking to the counselor lady? Go good?

[Arden Patricks]

Hm. People named Bernard shouldn't wink at people. It's just wrong somehow.
Now I just have to remember to post the damn thread. I keep forgetting. Oh, and also we should have a thread again too.
;D Yay for hyperactiveness then!
That's funny... and a little overly-self-conscious on her part. Maybe you look intimidating and/or perverted.
Ah... nah, I still think it's cute.
Weird.... I'm still going to call her Pip though.
Gotcha... so he'd rather you were rude? That makes sense. He thinks you all will scare her away or what?
Hm. Damn. Maybe you will later.
Eh... and I dunno. It was a relief, but I'm still terrified of my dad so I don't know if I've made any progress yet. You can't do much in only an hour, you know?

[Ian Hunt]

Lmao, yeah, the name Bernard is wrong in general.
We should indeed. *nodz*
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot! ^^
Yeah, when we were at school, me, Mika and Hamster got put in detention for like two weeks because we were hanging around in the corridors and looking intimidating. I mean what the fuck? lol. But Mika got off the second week cos he used the "They're in the year above me, I didn't know better" line. So Hamster beat this shit out of him and got put in more detention and then I got put in more detention to for 'being part of it' and it sucked. And I tried saying Hamster was two years older than I am and I just got owned. That really sucked. Lmao. But in short; yes I must assume I'm intimidating and/or perverted looking.
Haha, of course. All girls think it's cute (that wasn't mass generalisation, just that every girl it's been mentioned to as said that) and all guys (again not mass generalisation) laughed at him. lol.
Yeah, think I am too. ;D
Pfft, I don't think he knows what he wants. Lol, yeah, he probably doesn't want us to scare her off. I told him that if he hadn't already scared her off then we had no hope of doing it and he ran over my foot and now it hurts. lol.
I really hope so. I'm sure it was REALLY important. Damnit.
Yeah, guess so. But if you're going to see her again then you'll keep making progress and it'll get better again.

[Arden Patricks]

Yeah... except if he's a mouse, like in Rescuers Down Under. *nods wisely*
Hm. And I'll get right on that, unless you want to. Maybe I could reuse the basic premise of the deatheater thread without that part....
Oh, and by the way - I hate you, you sick bastard. As if Ian doesn't have enough mental/emotional issues, you have to make him kill one of his best friends? What the fuck? He can't possibly survive that.
But anyway... lmao. You got put in detention for looking intimidating? *shakes head* Very nice. Your school hates you.
Heh... well, I can laugh at him too. I just also think it's cute. ;D
Yay to Darren for running over your foot! I laugh at you 'cause you deserved it.
Well... if it was that important then you're bound to remember sometime.
And yeah... we're working at it. I saw her again today and I think I'm making progress....

[Ian Hunt]

Uh...yeah...sure...
Eh, I'ma go in a minute cos I feel quite ill but yeah, make thread somewhere if you want and I'lla reply.
Lmao, I didn't actually want to do that. Pip's getting rid of her characters because she's leaving the site and wouldn't feel right if she just left them and begged me to kill off Morgan. So
Yes, we did. Our school sucked. Our headteacher died last Tuesday, she had a heartattack. She was like 32 or something. I feel sorta bad for hating her all through my school career now but eh, what are you gonna do?
Lol, I'll tell him when I see him...come to think of it where the fuck is he? I didn't even see him leave the house this morning like usual. Weird.
I did not deserve it.
Yeah, I should hope I remember. Fuck, it's so annoying.
Yay, that's very good. ;D I'm very glad.

[Arden Patricks]

Just accept my genius without question. ;D
Okay... shall get around to that eventually, aye. See you elsetimes and stop feeling ill.
Pip's leaving the site?
Whoa... wow. Yeah, it's sad that she died but doesn't change what she was like.
That's a little strange... he's hiding in a closet someplace?
You did too. I mean, I probably would have said the same thing in your place, but I also would probably have run over your foot in Darren's.
Maybe if we stop talking about it, it'll come to you.
Aye... still very slow progress, but at least something's happening. And I think I'm going to start seeing a psychiatrist or something as well to help me out. *shrug*

[Ian Hunt]

Oh yes, of course, sorry.
Rightio.
Mhm-mhm. She didn't mention that then? Oops.
Yeah, that's what I thought. I really didn't like her though so I'm sort of indifferent.
Nah, lol, he came back a couple of hours ago and told me he'd climbed out of the window.
Oh wow...uh...thanks?
Yeah, probably.
Well, as long as it'll help. That's the main thing.