Eh... banneryness and prettyful?

[Arden Patricks]

Lol... and squiggly lines? What the hell?

[Ian Hunt]

Yes and squiggly lines. *nods firmly*
Haha, Mika says I'm not to let my doctor have any of my blood. Oh wow, he wanted me to pass that on so that when he drains my body of blood and leaves me in the morgue then at least Mika can say he warned me that it would happen and no blame can rest on his shoulders. So now you're a third party witness, sorry Jennie.

[Arden Patricks]

Okay... I swear this sounds familiar... but okay then. Would you like some help tracking down the squiggly lines? And you can have as much snow as you'd like from our front yard.
Why is your doctor going to drain you of blood?
Oh, and have you pelted Mika, Matt, and Darren with magic acorns yet?

[Ian Hunt]

No, I know they're there. They're everywhere. They just elude my vision so. ;D And thanks for the snow!
Eh, he's going to drain my blood cos he's a vampire. In other words Mika's reading Twilight and has just realised that my doctor's name is Carlisle. lol. He's obviously not paying much attention to the plot, I suppose. haha.
I have! Darren just groaned and shoved his head under the pillow cos he's still not feeling better and Matt snapped at me to piss off cos he's in a bad mood again and Mika bobbed his head a few times, grinned and tackled me. Sooo, there you go.

[Arden Patricks]

I see.... And you're very welcome. I stopped liking snow when I was about nine.
Lol... that is quite the coincidence... and nah, apparently not. I finished Eclipse earlier today by the way!
What's wrong with Darren? And why is MattyMatt in a bad mood again?
Apparently Mika did not get the message... how does it feel to be tackled by a marshmallow?

[Ian Hunt]

Ah, wow.
Yay! I still haven't finished it...so very nearly done...eh, not really actually. Bout halfway through.
Darren's just in pain sometimes. And Matt's still not telling us, although we think it may be that Pip is blowing him (and everyone else) off a lot to go walking on her own for hours on end.
Yeah, don't think it stuck in Mika's head bless him. It just feels like every other time the stupid lummox has tackled me. lol. He's very bony so it's quite painful to be tackled by him to be honest.

[Arden Patricks]

It's too cold. I really, really hate being cold.
I didn't really like a lot of the latter half.... I think New Moon was actually my favorite of them.
That all rather sucks....
*sigh* Maybe it didn't work then. Could be he's immune to the acorns after all the marshmallows I've pelted at him. Sorry. If he was a human-sized marshmallow he probably couldn't be bony.

[Ian Hunt]

Ah, understandable.
I didn't really like New Moon all that much. Probably cos I dislike Jacob more than I dislike Edward and there was an awful lot of Jacob in New Moon. But I dunno, need to finish Eclipse first before I can make up my mind which I like best.
It does, yes.
Ah, damnit. Lol, yeah, well he's a freak of nature, I'm sure he could manage. Ow, holy fucking shit, he just slammed the book down on my head and that really hurt. Lol. I take back what I said about him being a freak of nature.

[Arden Patricks]

However, it is fun to shovel....
Hm... this is a point. I dunno... I like about the latter half of Twilight, most of New Moon, and the beginning of Eclipse. *shrug*
Heheh... can I call him a freak of nature and throw something at him then? Good lord, Mika, was that really justified?

[Ian Hunt]

Lol, why is it fun to shovel?
Ah, I see. Twilight started off a bit slow I think, no, it started off fine then slowed a bit before it picked up again, I think. New Moon annoys me because of Jacob and threw my perspective so I realised I really don't hate Edward as much as I hate Jacob.
Yeah, sure you can. ;D
And he says, yes, yes it was.

[Arden Patricks]

I dunno... it just is. Repetitive, and you can see exactly how much progress you made. I like cleaning things, too, if there's a noticeable difference.
Aye. That's it. I liked the very beginning, too. But also I like both Edward and Jacob quite a lot so I can't empathize there. I think my favorite character's Alice, though.
No, I don't think it was. And I throw a heavy object at him. Not sure what, but I'll come up with something.

[Ian Hunt]

Ah, sort of satisfying then?
Yeah, Alice is pretty cool. ;D Although I do like Rosalie, purely because her shallow pretentious behaviour amuses me. And strangely enough I empathise with Charlie. lol.
Haha, cool. ;D

[Arden Patricks]

Yeah, that's probably it. And calming.
Hm. That's kind of weird. The Rosalie bit, not Charlie so much. I wish we saw more of Jasper though.
Maybe... the PC speaker? Or is that too cruel? It's the closest object at hand.

[Ian Hunt]

Cool then.
Yeah, it is sort of weird. I think it's just my strange habit of associating characters with people in my head so then the character makes me laugh because I think of the person I associate with them saying or doing what they are and it amuses me. How come you wish there was more Jasper?
Nah, not too cruel. *evil smile*

[Arden Patricks]

Aye.
Well, all right... I can see that being amusing then. Who do you associate Rosalie with?
I dunno... I just liked him and wanted to know more about him. He felt like an incomplete character.
Huh... I don't know if you might possibly be biased.... What does Mika say?

[Ian Hunt]

Claire actually, for some really weird reason I don't even remember. lol. And Hamster is my Emmett. haha.
Yeah, I guess so. And he's got like all these great points for expanding on his character...like his ability and his past and stuff.
Mika says "Do you want to kill me?" and then clamped a hand over my mouth before I could reply. And because he's reading this I'm going to say that his hand smells funny and I don't like it over my mouth and I'm considering biting him and in answer to his question I'm sure it'd be quite amusing if he died via your PC speaker as long as he was brought back round again.

[Arden Patricks]

That is a little strange.... Haha... I like Emmett too. Giant teddy bear.
Yeah... would be interesting to see more books about the other Cullens or something.
Hm. Well, I just have to say that if his hand smells so funny what do you think it will taste like? And also... erm... I wasn't planning to kill him. But I can maim him if you wish.

[Ian Hunt]

I finished Eclipse today in the waiting room.
She might do that eventually. Never know.
Eh, it just smells so bad I would have liked it off my face. But he got bored and wandered off before I had to resort to tainting myself with his flesh. Maiming is still good.

[Arden Patricks]

Cool... did you like the ending then?
Yeah... unlikely, but possible.
Nice phrasing... all right then, I'll throw speakers at him so that he is maimed.
I've spent my day so far clicking on all the YouTube videos saved to my favorites just to see if they're still there, and making a list of all the songs I like. How was your day?

[Ian Hunt]

Eh, twas alright as far as endings go.
Uh-huh.
Haha, thank you and thank you.
Lol, very productive day you had.
Uh...my day was interesting. Dr Carlisle was nice but he smells like disinfectant and I had to talk to him for hours.

[Arden Patricks]

*shrug* Aye. That's a good point. Any ending that leaves you emotionally and mentally stable is pretty good.
You're welcome and welcome again.
Lol... why, thank you. I feel that I really accomplished a lot.
Ah. Well... goodish interesting?
I had a really weird dream last night. And you somehow melded your personality with this kid named James me and John used to hang out with, and AndyJames was staying at our house for Christmas and we all had a sword fight. And then I went to school and witnessed a volcanic eruption underneath the walkway, but luckily no one was injured except one of my twin cousins who broke his thumb, and I had to take him to the nurse. It was all very strange.

[Ian Hunt]

Lol, that's true.
Haha, it sounds like you did yes.
Eh, I guess. Bit confusing, don't understand much of what he said.
Lmao! Wow, that's...very odd.

[Arden Patricks]

Aye. *nods*
Hm. Well, that's helpful.
It was, yes. Last night, however, I had a dream involving Jurassic Park and demons that live inside people's ears. So... yeah, that was even weirder. And I think I'm scared to go to sleep now... lol.
Oh, and I'm still going to hurt you by the way, for the new site.

[Ian Hunt]

Twas yes.
Lmao, you have awesome dreams.
Lol, what did I do?

[Arden Patricks]

Hm.
That I do, yes.... It's crazy how many of my story ideas come to me in dreams.
Eh, you started the new site... I don't remember exactly what my train of thought was. But I think I'm going to delete myself from there already.

[Ian Hunt]

Lol, wow, insightful dreams.
Eh, I didn't start it. My sister did cos I kept telling her I was bored.
*shrug* Mokay, if you want.
Ugh, I got the date where they get to hack up my spine. Like the 21st of February or something like that. I'ma be away for a while.

[Arden Patricks]

Or I just write really weird stories.
*shrug* Eh, I won't really hurt you.
Yuck. That sounds entertaining. We'll miss you.

[Ian Hunt]

Haha, yeah, that could be it.
That's alright then.
I'll miss you too. But I'll get to see my Victorian friends again.

[Arden Patricks]

Heh... well, as long as you get to see them again.... Do they ever talk to you?

[Ian Hunt]

;D
Lol, nope. Sometimes the woman smiles sadly at me though. And the man is always dead-pan, and he nevers moves his hand from her shoulder. Tis very weird.