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[Nathan Dawson]

"Yuh-huh, gonna check that one out with mama moomin. Jello...yes Mum...I know we haven't spoken for a couple of months now...yes, yes, I'm dong fine...oh good...see I was just wondering if I could add Norman into my name?" He grinned, "How can she refuse?"
"Oh my Bob! That little git! I resent that! We're as dumb as it gets and do not need a flashy box to be dumber! Hmm...I like your style...let us throw one through the window and see what happens."
He laughed, crossing himself lazily, "Cross my heart and hope to die, Jackikins."

[Jack Tucker]

"Easy, your you." He grins smugly.
"We do that he'll throw us out the window, or worse," He pauses for dramtic effect,"Make us pay for it." He shudders.
He laughs,"Got a new nickname for me do ye now Natty?"

[Nathan Dawson]

"Hmmm...yes, this is true," He agreed after a moment thinking about it, "I am me."
He gasped, "No!"
"Nah, just thought you might want to share one of my little sisters nicknames," He grins.

[Jack Tucker]

"Yeah, great for you. Horrid for us," He laughs.
"He would." He nods,"Cos he's evil like that."
"Yupp, Jackie Jr, god I do adore that little sister of yours,"

[Nathan Dawson]

He laughed, "You all love me. You'd fall apart without me."
"Yeah, true, he's an evil little bastard," He nodded.
He grinned proudly, "Yup, gotta love little Leney."

[Jack Tucker]

"We all fall apart without each other, bellend." He laughs.
"Learned it from you twat." He laughs.
"She's not only a mini me but a mini MJ as well," He grins wiping away an imaginary tear."Ny how they've grown."

[Nathan Dawson]

"Yeah, I know," He grinned.
"This is most true...I'm so proud," He pretended to wipe a tear away, "And Little Leney...all grown up and snogging Hufflepuff's in the corridors...she thinks I don't know. Licking people and everything. I'm so proud of her. And Claire too, of course, but she's just too sane sometimes."

[Jack Tucker]

He laughs,"Wow, Hufflepuffs? Never thought, well never thought MJ would go with a snakey either so doesn't surprise me."

[Nathan Dawson]

"This is what I've heard, yes. Well, you know what she's like about guys being sweet or something, obviously can't resist a Hufflepuff..." He laughed, "Just wish I didn't know about the snogging of said Hufflepuff in the corridors..."
"Yeah, the MJ/Snakey mix is somewhat surprising, who'd have thunk?"

[Jack Tucker]

"Hufflepuffs," He snorts,"What kind of self respect girl goes after a Hufflepuff?" He pulls a face,"Yeah, I know what you mean, God still remember the day I caught MJ snogging that one Lupin lad back in her fourth year, wanted to stab him with a very sharp spork." He chuckles,"Not me, that's for sure. No clue how they make it work."

[Nathan Dawson]

"No idea," He laughed, "You realise my twin and one of my sisters are Hufflepuff's though? How shameful," He joked.
He laughed even harder, "Oh, I remember that! Your face when you told me...fucking hilarious. But hey, at least it was Lupin and not some asshole."
"They're breaking like every house conflict rule," Nathan chuckled, "I say good on them."

[Jack Tucker]

"Ha! My brother and sister are Ravens, sucks to be you." He grins smugly, then pulls another face,"They were sucking each other's faces off, it was horrible,"
He allows a smile tug at the corners of his lips,"Yeah, they are. And they're happy with each other."

[Nathan Dawson]

"Yeah, yeah. I don't get it though...we're agreed Hufflepuff's are a load of duffers right? But put me and Noah together and people think I'm the gay one!" He laughed, then put a finger contemplatively to his chin, "I think this another reason why some of our more serious cousins can't stand me! They're scared of my controversial sexuality," He grinned.
He laughed, "I'm just glad I didn't see it then."
"Yeah, long as they're happy, that's the important thing."

[Jack Tucker]

"Oh jeeze," He laughs, putting a hand to his forehead,"God Natalie, don't start this again," Jack chuckles, then shoves his cousin slightly,"Noob. Hope you see MJ and Ian sucking face them, oh god never mind I've done that too." He shudders.

[Nathan Dawson]

Nathan laughed, "You're just weirded out cos you'll never find out what way I swing!"
He laughed even harder, "You have!? Aw man, that's gross."

[Jack Tucker]

"I really don't want to know," He mutters shaking his head, the shudders again.
"Yes." He mutters covering his face with his hands,"It's was horrible, they go at it like rabbits,"

[Nathan Dawson]

He laughed, "Good cos I'm not gonna tell you."
Then the laughter died on his lips and he shuddered, "Euk. How do you see these things?"

[Jack Tucker]

"And what makes you think I even want to know?"
He shudders,"Cos they just start making out hardcore anytime and I'm dumb enough not to knock, what's worse MJ likes to spite me and tells me things I'd rather not know."

[Nathan Dawson]

He laughed, then laughed even harder.
He attempted to speak but just disolved into more laughter, shaking his head.

[Jack Tucker]

"You know they shagged on the couch?"He pulls a face,"I sleep on that couch man!"

[Nathan Dawson]

Nathan laughed harder for a minute or so before managing to get a grip, "That is gross on many levels."
Then he paused a moment before deciding to broach the subject, "Speaking of relationships and all...a certain little sister of mine who's name begins with C and enjoys gossiping, told Leney who told No-No who told me that she saw you in the hall with a pretty redhead," He nodded solemnly, "Would this be Rosie or have you fallen for a different pretty redhead this time?"

[Jack Tucker]

"Yeah, your not the one who sleeps on the couch," He mutters shuddering then tenses when Rose is mentioned.
"Fuck off Nate." He mumbles.

[Nathan Dawson]

"And I'm thankful for that," He grinned, then twists his mouth slightly into an 'oops' kind of shape, putting a hesitant hand on Jack's shoulder, "Man..." He started to say, then stopped, not sure how he could really say anything about the subject.

[Jack Tucker]

He brushes his hand off his shoulder before putting his face into his hands,"Fuck off Nate." He mumbles again.

[Nathan Dawson]

"You know she wouldn't mean to hurt you," He said after a moment.

[Jack Tucker]

"Then why is she getting married?" He asks in a sort of anguished way.

[Nathan Dawson]

Nathan looked at his cousin as if seeing him for the first time, as if seeing his stupidity for the first time, "Isn't it obvious?"

[Jack Tucker]

"No." He mutters, tangling a hand in his hair."Yes." He admits after a moment.
But it's still not fair.

[Nathan Dawson]

"You want to know what I think?" He said, then tilted his head to one side and answered for him, "No, not really."
"Well Jack, I'm going to tell you anyway," He said in all seriousness for once, steepling his fingers together, and looking at him in a measured way, "I think you should just come clean."

[Jack Tucker]

"What good is that going to do me Nathan?" Jack asks, voice muffled against his hands,"Fucking nothing. There's no fucking point in telling her..." He stops, not sure whether to say it out loud or not.