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Post by Sirius Black on Sept 22, 2007 2:31:10 GMT
"My face? What are you talking about? I've got the sexiest face in this whole damn school." I smirk.
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Post by Alexandra Foster on Sept 22, 2007 2:33:09 GMT
I sigh. "Yes, that has been one of the hardest parts... having to tell you that you look good. It sickened us to do it, but we had to. For the... marshmallows," I finish, grasping at the first word that came to mind.
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Post by Sirius Black on Sept 23, 2007 0:52:29 GMT
"You skank." I laugh shoving her slightly,"Marshmallows? What the bloody hell are you smoking Lexi?"
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Post by Alexandra Foster on Sept 23, 2007 3:47:30 GMT
"Ah..." I shrug. "Well, it could be fumes from potions... I dunno. I ran into some girl in the kitchens at four in the morning and she fed me marshmallows. They're a funny sort of muggle treat that look like puffskein eggs." Belatedly I shove him back. "And what are you calling me a skank for, whore? Are you aware that impressionable children often become the thing their parents call them?"
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Post by Sirius Black on Sept 26, 2007 0:42:14 GMT
"I know what marshmallows are, I'm not that thick." I laugh,"And what are you implying? That my son is gonna be a skank?"
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Post by Alexandra Foster on Sept 26, 2007 0:47:53 GMT
"Uh..." I laugh. "Actually, I was trying to say that because you called me a skank I am now more likely to become one... why, do you call your kid a skank, too? And just so you know, I'd never heard of marshmallows until a couple days ago... thanks for that." I try to give him a hurt look.
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Post by Sirius Black on Sept 26, 2007 0:49:11 GMT
"Oh...wait what?" I laugh shaking my head,"Oh wow, I'm confused."
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Post by Alexandra Foster on Sept 26, 2007 0:52:49 GMT
I sigh and shake my head. "You've driven me to skankhood, are a horrible example to your kid, and also called me stupid. Was that revenge for hating your face? 'Cause I'm not gonna take it back."
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Post by Sirius Black on Sept 26, 2007 0:57:45 GMT
"You should take it back, oi, no insulting my kid when it's not even born yet. Way to pick on someone who can't defend themselves Lexi."
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Post by Alexandra Foster on Sept 26, 2007 1:02:12 GMT
"I'm not insulting your kid!" I protest. "You're the one who's calling it a skank, not me... you ugly-faced bastard." I grin.
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Post by Sirius Black on Sept 28, 2007 0:46:46 GMT
"I called you a skank, I didn't call my kid a skank!" I protest trying not to laugh,"You evil bitch, they ought to burn you at the stake."
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Post by Alexandra Foster on Sept 28, 2007 1:43:52 GMT
"Well, that's going back a ways in history... flame freezing charm, you numbskull." I shake my head and laugh, then put a hand on my heart. "And I never implied that you're son was a skank... even though you blasted apart my reputation for all the world to hear." I pretend to wipe away a tear.
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Post by Sirius Black on Oct 7, 2007 23:53:21 GMT
I laugh, sticking my tounge out at her.
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Post by Alexandra Foster on Oct 8, 2007 0:05:50 GMT
I stick my tongue out back, waggling my head around, then stop. "You know your face can stick that way," I say conversationally. "Is that how it got the way it is now?"
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Post by Sirius Black on Oct 26, 2007 0:49:13 GMT
"Ha ha," I mutter, giving her the bird,"Your one to talk, have you seen your mug?"
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Post by Alexandra Foster on Oct 26, 2007 21:02:22 GMT
"Yes, I have," I say primly. "And the radiance of it was breathtaking. In fact, whenever I'm forced to look at you, I can usually get by if I imagine my own face instead of yours." I grin at him and giggle. "And was that completely justified?" I ask, flipping him off in return.
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Post by Sirius Black on Nov 17, 2007 2:44:49 GMT
"Er...what?" I laugh,"Sorry, lack of sleep has made me slow."
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Post by Alexandra Foster on Nov 17, 2007 2:51:28 GMT
I shake my head. "Never mind. I can't be bothered to try and remember that so I can repeat it." I raise my eyebrows, putting my hands on my hips. "And why are you not sleeping?"
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Post by Sirius Black on Nov 17, 2007 2:55:53 GMT
"You tey sleeping when your four day old son is screaming at the top of his lungs every three hours,"
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Post by Alexandra Foster on Nov 17, 2007 2:57:37 GMT
I laugh slightly. "Oh, right... silly of me," I grin. "Congratulations... and I'll have to go and thank him for driving his daddy crazy, ruining your beauty sleep and all."
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Post by Sirius Black on Nov 17, 2007 23:04:58 GMT
"I hate you sometimes," I chuckle,"See if I let you come see him son then."
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Post by Alexandra Foster on Nov 17, 2007 23:53:14 GMT
"Oh, come on," I laugh. "Just because you can't take an insult, you'd really deprive your sweet, innocent, oh-so-perfect son of the chance to know me?" I ask, folding both hands over my heart. "Even you couldn't be so cruel, Siri."
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Post by Sirius Black on Nov 17, 2007 23:58:47 GMT
I grin slightly,"Yeah, yeah. So, when can I expect you to come and see my son Lexi?"
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Post by Alexandra Foster on Nov 18, 2007 0:02:49 GMT
"Uh..." I glance up and down the street, trying to remember if there's somewhere else I have to be. "Um... now? Soon? Whenever's good, really," I shrug, grinning good-naturedly.
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Post by Sirius Black on Nov 18, 2007 18:03:06 GMT
"Soon be good, his mum's babying him at the moment and she can't bare to let him go for more then ten seconds."
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Post by Alexandra Foster on Nov 19, 2007 23:14:50 GMT
"Aw..." I grin. "That's cute." Suddenly I twirl around. "Oh! And did I tell you I'm an aunt?" I ask excitedly, momentarily forgetting about deciding when to visit Sirius's kid.
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