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Post by Jack Tucker on Sept 21, 2007 17:41:08 GMT
Jack grins to himself looking around Zonko's.
"God, I feel like I'm ten years old again." He chuckles walking up and down the prank filled aisle.
"Ooh. Never seen that before." He mutters reaching to wards a small rubber ball, bouncing it on the floor.
"Bouncy-Bouncy Bounce." He laughs, watching it bounce up and down.
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Post by Scott Hunt on Sept 21, 2007 17:43:00 GMT
"And you're how old?" I ask, arching an eyebrow from behind him, "Kinda sad, Jack, kinda sad."
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Post by Jack Tucker on Sept 21, 2007 17:47:34 GMT
Jack jumps sligthly then turns sticking his tongue out at him,"I am 22 thank you very much, sadass. Just cos I can have fun doesn't mean you should be an ass to me. I'm your best mate after all." He smirks,"Admit it Scotty, I'm your best friend."
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Post by Scott Hunt on Sept 21, 2007 17:52:26 GMT
"Amazing, 22 years of age, but half it then take away about 6 or so and you have the maturity, it's fascinating stuff." I roll my eyes, but can't stop a slight grin tugging at my lips, "Fine, I admit it. Don't let it go to your fat head though."
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Post by Jack Tucker on Sept 21, 2007 17:56:58 GMT
"Fuck you man." He laughs throwing the ball at his head,"Ha. I'm your best friend."
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Post by Scott Hunt on Sept 21, 2007 17:59:48 GMT
"Don't swing that way, but I'm sure you can go find some other guy to fuck if you really want to," I reply with a grin, catching the ball and throwing it back, "And yeah, yeah, get over it."
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Post by Jack Tucker on Sept 21, 2007 18:07:56 GMT
"Haha funny." He says not laughing, catching the ball bouncing it on the floor again.
"You want me Scotty we all know it. And never, I'm your best friend now your stuck with me."
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Post by Scott Hunt on Sept 21, 2007 18:13:00 GMT
"Oh yeah, I want you so bad Jack," I roll my eyes, "Can't keep my hands off you. Nonce."
"What? Stuck with you? Oh man, spare me."
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Post by Jack Tucker on Sept 21, 2007 18:17:54 GMT
"You should, I'm fucking sexy." He laughs, "Twat, look all you want but keep your hands to yourself."
"Yuppyupp. Stuck with me, like all through school." He grins.
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Post by Scott Hunt on Sept 21, 2007 18:21:43 GMT
"So fucking sexy you turn a straight man gay, congratulations," I laugh slightly, "And what are you? A prostitute? Look but don't touch unless you have 5 galleons. Cos if you're a prostitute, you're one of the ugliest I've seen."
"Oh God," I grin, "Hogwarts all over again. Quidditch competetive rivalry, copying each other and both flunking...you'd think we'd have learned that it was stupid to copy each others answers because they didn't make sense, sooner than we actually did."
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Post by Jack Tucker on Sept 21, 2007 18:30:07 GMT
"Thank you and only five? Bastard I'm worth ten." He laughs."Oh and you think your the best looking guy around? Who dated more girls bitch?" He grins smugly.
"Yeah, well we weren't put into Ravenclaw for a reason, and who could forget how we both met? We both fell out of the boat coming into the castle." He laughs.
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Post by Scott Hunt on Sept 21, 2007 18:34:11 GMT
"Of course you are," I laugh, "Who said I was the best looking guy on the planet? I'm only saying you're not," I grin, then smirk, "Dated; you, fucked; oh so definitely me."
"Oh yeah, hat screamed Slytherin as soon as it got near enough for me," I laugh, "Didn't even have time to tell me I was too dumb for Ravenclaw, too much of a bastard for Hufflepuff, and too much of a coward for Gryffindor. Oh yeah, the lake, that was class. It took skill for the both of us to do it at the same time, weren't we fighting about something and ended up falling in?"
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Post by Jack Tucker on Sept 21, 2007 18:40:32 GMT
"I'm worth 15 beeyocth!" He grins, then smacks Scott around the head,"Your an asshole, just cos you'd get em drunk enough so then they'd actually sleep with you..."He laughs.
"Yeah, and too think I might have been a Hufflepuff." He chuckles,"Yeah, we were fighting about some random shit and being the dumb asses we are we both stood up and tipped out of our boats."
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Post by Scott Hunt on Sept 21, 2007 18:43:33 GMT
"Oh keep telling yourself that," I laugh, and smack him round the head back, "Violence never solves anything twat features." I grin, "Hey, it's a strategy that works, don't mock it."
"God, I'd have beaten the shit out of you if you were a Hufflepuff, several times. Can't stand em." I pull a face, "Load of duffers." I laugh, "Oh yeah, we learnt never to stand up and fight in boats that day...not that it really stopped us..."
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Post by Jack Tucker on Sept 21, 2007 18:48:25 GMT
"Rich coming for you, assface, who was the one who smacked me in the back of the head with a bludger 5th year?" He replies smacking him again.
"I'll mock it all I want, cos the next day you always got slapped for 'taking advange of them'." He chuckles.
"Well they're better then some of those smart ass Ravenclaw, and their smartness." He grins.
"Ha yeah, cos they after wel fell out we started fighting in the water as well."
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Post by Scott Hunt on Sept 21, 2007 19:09:25 GMT
"Competetive rivarly...can't stress that point enough," I grin, "What's one little slap to a night of shagging? Unless they're a virgin...in which case, meh, I'd still take the shag and slap rather than no shagging." I shrug. "I have committment issues, so sue me." I laugh.
"God, hate Ravenclaws too. And you damn Gryff's and your heroics," I grin, "God, we were stupid kids...but now we're stupid adults. Go figure."
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Post by Jack Tucker on Sept 21, 2007 19:16:14 GMT
"So you smack me with a bludger when we weren't even playing a game?!" Jack exclaims trying not to laugh."Yeah, the virgin's got all clingy the next day," He shudders,"Pfft. You snakey's aren't on my favourite's list either."
"Yeah, we should have seen it coming."
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Post by Scott Hunt on Sept 21, 2007 19:19:55 GMT
"Er...thought you were someone else?" I suggest, "God, tell me about it. Plus they're crap the first time." I grimace, "Nah, we're bastards and it's our job to hate each other."
"Probably, but we're too thick."
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Post by Jack Tucker on Sept 21, 2007 19:29:04 GMT
"Liar." He grins, shoving him,"Yeah, that's the truth, you remember Pamela? That Hufflepuff girl? I was her first, god woman wouldn't leave me alone." He shudders.
"I still find it funny that we're suppose to be rivals and we're best friends." He grins.
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Post by Scott Hunt on Sept 22, 2007 16:09:05 GMT
"You know it," I grin back, "Oh, I remember Pamela, you're fucking crazy man, what the hell did you see in her? Besides a pretty good rack. Oh yeah, you couldn't shake her off for weeks, that was hilarious. Er...for me, anyway." I laugh, "It's because...um...I don't know actually...no one else will put up with us so we have to stick together?"
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Post by Jack Tucker on Sept 22, 2007 17:12:39 GMT
"Yeah, reason one I dated her, those thing nearly feel out of her blouse whenever she walked." He grins."Bastard, thanks for the support mate. And yeah, probably, god knows our own housemates couldn't stand us."
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Post by Scott Hunt on Sept 22, 2007 17:17:29 GMT
"Yeah, okay, I guess I can understand that. But there were much prettier girls with equally nice racks around." I grin, "Yeah, well, you would have laughed if it were me. Yeah, and like I could stand my own housemates, they were even more annoying than you are."
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Post by Jack Tucker on Sept 22, 2007 17:23:45 GMT
"I'm a man, I have needs leave me alone." Jack laughs grinning.
"Duh man, it's common sense to laugh at your best mate when he's dealing with a virgin. Oh wow, that's saying something. My housemates locked me out of the common room alot, and a good part of my housemates where my cousins..bastards."
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Post by Scott Hunt on Sept 22, 2007 17:29:34 GMT
"Make me," I laugh.
"So let me laugh at you then, duh. Ha, you got pwned by your own family...meh, so do I, but I'm the oldest so I can beat them up." I grin.
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Post by Jack Tucker on Sept 22, 2007 17:36:20 GMT
"How about I beat the crap out of you twatfeatures?" He smirks.
"Fine, laugh bastard." He grins,"Yeah well you only have what, four cousins? I have 16, well 14 taking away my two siblings."
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Post by Scott Hunt on Sept 22, 2007 17:40:18 GMT
"I'd like to see you try," I smirk back.
"Nah, I don't want to laugh anymore," I grin, "3 cousins now. Cilla's sister copped it back when we was about 12/13, 'member? Yeah, haha, your family are like nymphamaniacs or something." I laugh.
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Post by Jack Tucker on Sept 22, 2007 17:57:50 GMT
"Are you doubting my amazing powers Scotty? I beat your ass when we were 15 I can do it again." He grins.
"Oh yeah, forgot about that and fuck off man. It's the damn twin gene in the family." He laughs.
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Post by Scott Hunt on Sept 23, 2007 11:50:11 GMT
"You beat my ass when I was ill, doesn't count," I laugh, "Yeah, yeah, blame it on the twin gene. Maybe my family are just prudes."
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Post by Jack Tucker on Sept 23, 2007 22:53:11 GMT
"Does so, you were able to defend yourself, nearly broke my nose you ass." He laughs, shaking his head."It is the twin gene! My mum's a twin, my siblings are twins, god wouldn't be surprised when I have kids if they turn out to be twins." He chuckles,"Well maybe the girls in your family are just prude cos you my man, you are a manwhore."
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Post by Scott Hunt on Sept 26, 2007 17:02:22 GMT
"Yeah, well, I was still ill..." I grin, "Yeah, yeah. Twin gene. Wait, you're planning on having kids at some point? Damn. God help 'em," I joke, "I just pray they take after their mother."
"Yeah, alright, I'm a manwhore. Christopher is marginally worse than I am. But Rowan and Cilla...most definitely both prudes."
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