Jack Hopeless
NEWT grade D
My hearts on a accton and gose out to the highest bid.
Posts: 223
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Post by Jack Hopeless on Sept 9, 2007 10:47:00 GMT
I was at my 17th helping of firewhisky. "You......little......fucker.......you slept.......with.....................my......................virgin...................cat!" I slured to the pole. A guy past me "And you....................little.............DICKHEAD!" I managed to get out before I threw up on him "Well..........that.............was...............encore." I laughed and threw up on him again "Fuck.................you..............Ian...........don't........you............run.........away..............from......................me!" He sped off "OMG............................its you.................."I said pointing randomly "You are..........................that damned....................box........................ that......................took ...........................my ...............................wife.....................................form me!" I shouted at tackled the rgister to the ground punching it. "I...................hate........you!" I screamed the threw up on it.
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Post by Dorcas Meadowes on Sept 9, 2007 12:07:30 GMT
"Erm Jack. Mabe you've had more then enough fire wiskey." I said to him.
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Jack Hopeless
NEWT grade D
My hearts on a accton and gose out to the highest bid.
Posts: 223
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Post by Jack Hopeless on Sept 9, 2007 20:36:10 GMT
I slurred at her "hell.........................no............!" I saiud throwing up on the floor. "Get.............me..............................MORE!" I shouted
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Post by Dorcas Meadowes on Sept 9, 2007 20:37:36 GMT
"Idiot. Didn't anyone ever teach you not to drink more then 10?" I asked.
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Jack Hopeless
NEWT grade D
My hearts on a accton and gose out to the highest bid.
Posts: 223
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Post by Jack Hopeless on Sept 9, 2007 20:45:01 GMT
"Its a rule?" I slurred again "But..........................17.....................seemed..........................like.....................de.................prefect......................numerallalalalallalallaa!" I shouted throwing up again. "MORE!.........GIVE.............ME ..............MORE!"
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Post by Dorcas Meadowes on Sept 9, 2007 20:46:20 GMT
"Silenco!" I yelled making Jack shut up. "Alright. I'll undo the spell if you promise not to drink more." I said.
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Jack Hopeless
NEWT grade D
My hearts on a accton and gose out to the highest bid.
Posts: 223
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Post by Jack Hopeless on Sept 9, 2007 20:52:24 GMT
I waved my hands and tried to mouth "I hate you" By nothing came out. I started to cry. "Undo it!" i mouthed again
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Post by Dorcas Meadowes on Sept 9, 2007 20:57:45 GMT
I laughed and undid the spell. "Don't even think about drinking more." I said.
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Jack Hopeless
NEWT grade D
My hearts on a accton and gose out to the highest bid.
Posts: 223
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Post by Jack Hopeless on Sept 9, 2007 21:06:36 GMT
"Damn it!" i shouted a threw up some more." i looked up at her in fear. "Don't..................tell......................................on...........................me!" I shouted.
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Post by Dorcas Meadowes on Sept 9, 2007 21:08:11 GMT
"To who?" I asked.
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Jack Hopeless
NEWT grade D
My hearts on a accton and gose out to the highest bid.
Posts: 223
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Post by Jack Hopeless on Sept 9, 2007 21:12:25 GMT
I brought myself to her sholder and pulkled my way up to wishper in her ear but it came ut yell. "My...................My.............................my....................my my.......................WIFE!" I shouted and fell tot he floor crying. "Don't............tell.....................she........can't.........................see.............or..................snif........................me...................weak!" I yelled through sobbs then threw up again.
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Post by Dorcas Meadowes on Sept 9, 2007 21:14:44 GMT
"And whose your wife?" I asked.
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Jack Hopeless
NEWT grade D
My hearts on a accton and gose out to the highest bid.
Posts: 223
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Post by Jack Hopeless on Sept 9, 2007 21:18:16 GMT
"Yesssssssssssssssssssss" I threw up again "You......................don't....................know............her! I.............................am...............................SAFE!" I said crawling on the floor in my puke. "Hey...........what................is...........this?" I said picking up a thong and throwing it on my head. "I'm.........................on................fira! Sexy.....................time!" I said rolling in my puke.
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Post by Dorcas Meadowes on Sept 9, 2007 21:19:39 GMT
"Disgusting." I said looking through my bag. "Here drink this sober up potion." I said handing a vile to him.
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Jack Hopeless
NEWT grade D
My hearts on a accton and gose out to the highest bid.
Posts: 223
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Post by Jack Hopeless on Sept 9, 2007 21:31:37 GMT
"No...............please......I stopped drinking I want to run into things now. I said getting up but slipping in my puke and fallling i got up again and slipped slighty but ran to a walll none the less. I ran into the wall but then turned around and ran into a girl and grabbbed her boobs on acsident she screamed and slapped me because I got puke on her as well. "Ian..............you.................fucking...............man.........................whore!" i shouted fallling again.
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Post by Dorcas Meadowes on Sept 9, 2007 21:34:14 GMT
"Jack. You need it." I said.
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Jack Hopeless
NEWT grade D
My hearts on a accton and gose out to the highest bid.
Posts: 223
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Post by Jack Hopeless on Sept 9, 2007 21:43:21 GMT
I looked up again "But.........but......................why!" I screamed
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Post by Dorcas Meadowes on Sept 9, 2007 21:50:29 GMT
"No need to yell. And because you've drank way too much. Its not healthy for you." I said.
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