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Post by James Smith on Dec 16, 2007 7:30:05 GMT
James sat, yes sat, at a weird looking table, he looked around once and noticed that he was on the floor. He chuckled and bit and got up slowly as if no one knew. It had been a while since he had shown his face around here. He thought it was cool seeing, new and old faces around. He sat on the bench of a table and reached to where the brownies used to be, with out looking he grabbed what was in it and took a huge bite, he chewed for a minute or two. A surprised, fear look plastered upon his face and he looked at what was in his hand. ''MUFFIN!'' He shouted and threw it across the room and started spitting the contents in his mouth, on the floor.
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Post by Sage Lilith Campbell on Dec 16, 2007 7:38:03 GMT
"They took away the brownies, James." Sage walked by the table and saw an old face creepily perched on the floor. Typical James, as usual. She saw him spit out a muffin and nearly chuck it across the floor. Shaking her head, she sat down next to him, "How can you not like muffins? What's wrong with you?" She laughed, rolling her eyes.
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Post by James Smith on Dec 16, 2007 7:40:41 GMT
James' mouth dropped open. ''No...no brownies!'' He said, sadly, with a hint of outrage. He did it on purpose, cause..he knew. He thought and shook his head. ''Muffins are disgusting. You never know what flavor youre getting.'' He said simply.
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Post by Sage Lilith Campbell on Dec 16, 2007 7:42:44 GMT
Sage shook her head, "Nope, no more brownies." Secretly, she was laughing inside. It was always necessary to poke a little fun at Jamsie. The kid was far too gullible for his own good. 'Little twit doesn't know the brownies have just been relocated...' Her mouth dropped open a little at his last statement.
"Hey, muffins are awesome, okay. Don't be dissin' the muffins." Sage scolded him, poking a finger into his shoulder.
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Post by James Smith on Dec 16, 2007 7:47:23 GMT
''You. Can. Go. Suck.'' James stopped and just shook his head. Picking up the thing of muffins, he grinned innocently and threw them as well. ''Muffins no longer exist!'' He laughed matalically. ''So I cant diss something that doesnt exist.'' He said, folding his arms across his chest, narrowing his eyes at table, where the brownies used to be.
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Post by Sage Lilith Campbell on Dec 16, 2007 17:39:03 GMT
She rolled her eyes and raised an eyebrow at him, "You my friend, are a sad soul." Sage commented and shook her head at him. "Did you try looking other places for the brownies?" Sage suggested, crossing her arms as well.
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Post by James Smith on Dec 16, 2007 17:43:28 GMT
James gasped. ''They might as well shoot me!'' He said loudly falling back on to the floor, he jumped back up quickly and ran around the friggin long arse table. He stopped at this one kid and sat down on his lap, and grabbed the kids tie pulling him foward. ''Where are the damn brownies!'' He said in outrage. ''Tell me!''
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Post by Sage Lilith Campbell on Dec 16, 2007 17:48:45 GMT
Standing up, Sage's eyes followed James around the table. She began chuckling and shaking her head again, seeing James nearly threatening to rip some kid's head off if he didn't get his brownies. 'I should mess with his head.' Sage thought devilishly to herself.
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Post by James Smith on Dec 16, 2007 17:52:29 GMT
Staring at the frightened little boy. ''I know Michael boy!'' He threatened. ''Tell me where the brownies are.'' He shouted, shaking the boy roughly. ''Tell me..Or im getting Michael!'' I said loudly, as the little boy tried to move. He laughed and shook his head. ''Im too big for you to move.'' And then, somehow he ended on the floor and the boy ran away. ''Im sicking Michael on you!'' He said shaking his fist.
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Post by Sage Lilith Campbell on Dec 16, 2007 17:54:05 GMT
By this time, Sage was already around the table where James was now located on the floor, "James, you should know by now that you can't go around threatening people." She chortled, still in the process of shaking her head at his stupidity, "Half of these people probably want to curse you as we speak. C'mon, we'll go find the brownied." Sage extended a hand to help him up.
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Post by James Smith on Dec 16, 2007 17:57:36 GMT
James looked shameful, and looked as he might cry. Taking Sage's offered hand he choked out, ''I just wanted some brownies,'' And then he looked where the kid retreated through the doors. ''Stupid Michael Jackson Hater!'' He said, shaking his head. ''Anyway people wouldnt curse me.'' He said, having got over the fact of the little boy
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Post by Sage Lilith Campbell on Dec 16, 2007 17:59:30 GMT
"Awww." Sage laughed in response to his sniveling, "Well let's go find some." She said, actually being nice to the kid for once, "But tell me where you've been man. I haven't seen you around here in ages. I didn't even get a hug or nothing."
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Post by James Smith on Dec 16, 2007 18:03:47 GMT
He chuckled. ''You poked me, and thats enough.'' He shook his head. ''The doctors thought I was still an addict.'' He nodded, with a small smile. ''I dont know what they were talking about.'' James said looking innocent.
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Post by Sage Lilith Campbell on Dec 16, 2007 18:05:55 GMT
Sage rolled her eyes at him, "Uh huh. Can't imagine why they would think you of all people would be an addict." She smirked, her words coated in sarcasm. Sage gave James a hug anyways and then stuck her tongue out at him, "Well c'mon. Lets go find the brownies because they sound good right now..." She laughed, beginning to drag him to the opposite end of the table.
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Post by James Smith on Dec 16, 2007 18:09:12 GMT
James sighed. ''I dont think im an addict.'' He muttered, as he began to be dragged away. ''You only want one cause muffins do not exist.'' He nodded, laughing a bit.
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Post by Sage Lilith Campbell on Dec 16, 2007 18:10:34 GMT
"Shush up James, they do too exist." She laughed, plopping the two of them down at the very far end of the table. Sage motioned a hand to the right of them, "There they be." A platter of brownies sat next to them.
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Post by James Smith on Dec 16, 2007 18:12:59 GMT
James shook his head. ''You poor poor fool.'' He said as he was sat down, he looked at the table, and saw them. It felt like heaven again. He grinned widly, clapping his hands on either side of his face and screamed, high pitched. After he was done he reached to grab a brownie.
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Post by Sage Lilith Campbell on Dec 16, 2007 18:15:22 GMT
Laughing again as James put on his little show, she eyed the brownie he was grabbing for. Little did he know, there was already a spell cast on the platter. The brownie he grabbed bit his hand then scampered back onto the plate, "Wow James, you must have not wanted that brownie enough, because it sure didn't like you."
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Post by James Smith on Dec 16, 2007 18:17:36 GMT
James pulled his hand away and held onto it with another. ''OW!'' He said loudly, and glared at the brownie. Leaning forward a bit he threatened the little brownie. ''You will be eaten! Mark my words you sonofa!''
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Post by Sage Lilith Campbell on Dec 16, 2007 18:19:02 GMT
"Don't yell at it!" Sage scolded, smacking the back of James' hand, "The put a new spell on the platter, James. You have to want the brownie bad enough to be able to eat it." She explained to him, really fighting the laughter that wanted to break through her words.
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Post by James Smith on Dec 16, 2007 18:24:42 GMT
James turned to look at Sage, his mouth slightly ajar. ''Why you have to hit the hurt hand?'' He asked and then turned back to the brownies and whimpered a bit. ''But...I do want them, they didnt have brownies at the intatute.'' He said staring at them.
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Post by Sage Lilith Campbell on Dec 16, 2007 18:26:00 GMT
Sage laughed finally, not being able to hold it back any longer, "Sorry man. That's the rule. And you obviously don't want them enough, because that one bit you..." She snickered.
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Post by James Smith on Dec 16, 2007 18:32:20 GMT
''Ahh!'' James shouted out in frustration and started banging his head on the table, as he muttered profanity over and over.
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Post by Sage Lilith Campbell on Dec 16, 2007 18:34:00 GMT
Her laughter turned into hysterics, looking at James and nearly doubling over, "I don't wanna brownie..." Sage spoke aloud, then grabbed one of the brownies on the platter with no problem, "Wow, they just must not like you or something."
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Post by James Smith on Dec 16, 2007 18:36:45 GMT
James growled a little jumping out of the table. He thought for a moment and then dragged Sage off the bench as well. Not caring for the other students that were at this table, he grabbed the that one table peice and flipped it over. Still muttering to himself
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Post by Sage Lilith Campbell on Dec 16, 2007 18:37:48 GMT
"Take it easy man!" She cried, pushing him out of the way and moving him away from the tables, "Here, Jesus..." Sage handed him her brownie, looking back at the table that was splayed awkardly on the ground now.
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Post by James Smith on Dec 16, 2007 18:41:13 GMT
James looked at the brownie. ''I dont want it!'' He said loudly and threw it across the hall. ''Stupid table!'' He said, and then he calmed down a bit and started laughing. ''That was fun.'' He nodded
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Post by Sage Lilith Campbell on Dec 16, 2007 18:41:52 GMT
Sage shook her head in dismay, chuckling under her breath, "Yeah, I agree. And you know what, I put that spell on those brownies." She grinned at him.
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Post by James Smith on Dec 16, 2007 18:45:27 GMT
James looked at her, his eyes wide. Insted of doing anything, he itched his brow. ''I could just strangle you right now.'' He said shaking his head.
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Post by Sage Lilith Campbell on Dec 16, 2007 18:46:06 GMT
Sage grinned wide, from ear to ear, "Naww. You wouldn't do that. You love me too much." She laughed, snickered at his subtle reaction.
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